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Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

(( ooc: Please comment on his Opt In/Out Post if you have the chance! ))

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[ So when he first saw this video he didn't respond because (1) he thought it was a porn ad, and (2) having a conversation about positions sounds too embarrassing for his stupid virgin sensibilities. Now, circumstances have changed, though. He just won a lifetime's supply of condoms and he's too shy to actually use them. Who better to dump them on than this guy, right? ]

there you are, Mr. 1069-Sexplosive-Positions ...

i somehow wound up with a shit-ton of condoms and i don't know what to do with them

you, uh, want any ....................

[Give him a second to squint.

Hm.

Hmmmm.]

what are those

[He's actually being very 100% serious.]

you don't know?? but you said ... you tried over 1000 positions

you'd have to have learned about -- [ Condoms?? At least!! ]

i knew it, you were lying about that too! no way a guy can have sex more than 1000 times! i did have a feeling you were being a poser

[LISTEN nobody invented those where he's from, dude.]

Yeah? None of them involved those.

[What. Are they like. Raviolis.]

I mean. Only a poser would get into over 1000 positions, you know. Maybe you should try it.

[Get it? Positions? Posing? He thinks he's funny.]

you're really making dad jokes about this ... [ So the guy in what he initially thought was a porn ad now reminds him a little of his father. This is an unexpected turn of events. ]

and do you really not know what a condom is or are you just fucking with me?

That's what daddy likes~

[Calling himself daddy. Yup. Nice to meet you, son.]

I mean, I COULD fuck with you. My schedule's pretty open~

But enlighten me first, teacher. Please~?

[ What's happening here, why is this person like this ... ]

dude did you seriously just call yourself my dad then proposition me right after ............ [ His actual dad is here too and he doesn't like this association. Also, yeah, he totally thinks Belial is some hooker looking for business online or something. There's no other explanation for this sleaziness.

He's also not equipped to be giving any form of sex ed but here goes: ]

condoms are like ... something you wear over your dick? when you're, uh, doing it with someone ...... y'know, so there's less chance of diseases or knocking someone up or whatever.

Yeah and? It’s called a kink, kiddo~

[He could get used to this. But onto this new topic of condoms! ... they don’t sound particularly complicated. Or fun. But he’ll try anything once, he guesses.]

Ohhhh okaay. I get it.

Is this your way of hitting on me~?

wait ... that's actually something people are into? holy shit ...

[ he's learning so much today. ]

and of course not!! i'm just trying to get rid of them 'cause i've got so many, and i've never --

i don't think i'm gonna be fucking anyone anytime soon

Sure. If not the real thing, then at least the fantasy of it. There’s a certain appeal in authority~

[Uh oh somebody might be getting excited]

Hmmmm? Really? What makes you say that?

uhh, i guess ... i don't really know much about that kinky stuff..... won't it be kinda weird if you start thinking about your actual dad, though?

[ he's just ... vanilla, and even making out is racy to him. ]

don't you have to have a certain kind of relationship with someone first to do that sorta thing ... don't think i got anything like that yet [ He has kissed someone during the moon phases, but he doesn't know if they'll ever take it further. He's also just ... shy. ]

[Oh sweet virgin child]

It’s a big kinky world out there.

Which means there’s not always room for formalities. Take a look at those condoms of yours. Who do you think they were made for? You think anyone interested in taking things slow would whip one of those out in the heat of the moment?

Nah~ So long as you feel good, nothing else matters.

dude ... just because something feels good doesn't mean you absolutely should do it without worrying about the consequences

back home at least, kids who mess around without a condom end up in teen pregnancy situations and have to quit school and stuff

[ he's heard stories. and maybe he has a personal stake in his because he is ... a bastard himself. ]

but ... i guess i've heard it won't be a problem here

still you can't just do something without thinking about what might happen!

Life’s too short to worry. Well. Unless you’re me.

[When you live forever you’ve got so little to care about.]

Point is, why waste time when you could be having a blast?

Have you really never done anything like this before?

you definitely gotta think about this shit!! what if you have a kid you aren't prepared to take care of

and even here, i feel like it could make the friendship weird ... it's just not as easy as you're making it sound

[ as for whether he's a virgin: ] ... that's none of your damn business

Hmm? What does it matter? I'm not the one getting knocked up.

[Belial as a father is not something the world ever needs to see. Not like he can be anyway, but, you know. Technicalities.

Now back to business.]

Ah-hah. So it's true.

You're a virgin.

it does matter 'cause it's still your damn kid. what the hell, man??

[ why do fuckboys exist? a question for the ages ]

i just said that's none of your business

Hmmmmm... now that I think of it, maybe I CAN get knocked up. Wouldn't that be fun?

[Just pulling your leg. Or is he.]

Right, right.

But you're still a virgin.

[ that's not the response he expected to receive. ]

uhhh ... thought you were a guy
but i guess i shouldn't assume

[ what the heck is going on in this conversation right now ]

that's still none of your business. even if i were a virgin, it's not like that's something to be ashamed about

There's only one way to know for sure~

[We really couldn't tell you]

You say that, but you're being so very evasive. If that's true, then what's the shame in telling me~?

BECAUSE IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

fine, maybe i am a virgin. what's that to you??

Oh nothing.

Just that I can't help but want to pop that cherry for you real quick ♥

are you being serious right now???? do you have any shame or decency at all, man

we can't! i don't even know you!!!

So? What better way to get to know someone than with the horizontal tango, you know~?

you gotta at least be friends first then ... date and shit to see if you like each other

that's the proper way [ but he will be ur friend belial ]

text | un: sOfTaNdWet | icly a week later

i can't believe you've done this

be a responsible thot, belial

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