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Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

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are you being serious right now???? do you have any shame or decency at all, man

we can't! i don't even know you!!!

So? What better way to get to know someone than with the horizontal tango, you know~?

you gotta at least be friends first then ... date and shit to see if you like each other

that's the proper way [ but he will be ur friend belial ]

Did your mom tell you that

no!!! i just think it's how it's supposed to go

anyway ... i'm a romance kinda guy

A romance kind of guy offering strangers condoms?

i'm just trying to get rid of them! i won the lottery, apparently, and i get a box sent to my door every month

offer's still open if you want em, by the way

So romantic~ I can feel the butterflies~

But I might consider it. If you deliver them yourself ♥

i know you're being sarcastic, dude

i guess i could drop them off if you tell me where to go

are you going to start acting like a weirdo in person too

Only if you ask me to~

where do i find you then?

There's a cute little cafe in Level 2 I've been meaning to pop into. Azure, I think it's called~

[Any chance he can get to torment Sandalphon, he'll take it. Assuming little Sandy will even be there.

Also, yes, it's public. No, he doesn't care.]

[ Thankfully, their meeting won't be too conspicuous because he'll be putting the condoms in a box. Unless Belial starts making Azure rain condoms, they'll just look like two regular guys at a cafe. ]

oh. don't think i've ever been there

i can probably be there in about half an hour since i'm not too far away

[I mean. He could. And maybe he will. But they'll cross that bridge when they get to it.]

I'll be waiting then~

[ wow belial don't make the azure customer's uncomfortable ]

[ As promised, Josuke arrives at Cafe Azure at the appointed time. He starts searching for the stranger he had talked to on the internet. After coming here, however, he realises quickly that Belial hadn't quite shown his face in the video before, so he doesn't know who he's looking for. All he saw was a chest. ]

Ahh, shit. I don't know what his face looks like. Guess I gotta look for the guy with the open shirt ... [ The slutty open shirt. ]

[But he lives to make everywhere and everyone uncomfortable, bro. That's like asking a fish to breathe out of water.

Anyway, Belial's never been the punctual type, at least for certain things, so he doesn't arrive until an hour or so later. What? He had important things to do. Like stand around and preen a bit, make sure he's presentable before waltzing out into public. At least he shows up at all, stepping into the quaint, bright little cafe looking so very out of place in all his blacks and purples. Thankfully Sandy isn't around to see him (at least not yet) so he doesn't have to worry about being chased out with a broom.

So in he goes, a real head turner with his big plume of purple feathers draped across his shoulders, and, ok yeah, that plunging neckline. Could he be the one you're looking for, Josuke?]

[ Everyone currently in the cafe is far too normal to be the elusive Mr. 1069 Sexplosive Positions, so Josuke quickly came to the conclusion that the man just isn't here. Since he's got nothing but time today, he does decide to wait, buying a coffee and sipping it at one of the tables.

At the hour mark, he decides that enough is enough. Getting up, he starts to leave, his annoyance evident on his face. ] Can't believe that fucker stood me up.

[ Then, he bumps right into that slutty chest he had seen on the network. ]

Aaah?! It's you!! Do you know how long I waited?!

Oopsie~

[Said awfully casually for someone who has another man shoved up in his tiddies. Once he starts complaining though, he tilts his head. Oh-so innocent.]

Terribly sorry~ Got a bit lost on the way here. Hopefully I didn't edge you too hard~

[Which is of course a lie. Anyway, hoping to change the subject before Josuke can keep complaining, Belial eyes the box in the other guy's hands.]

Got something for me?

[ Thankfully he's clueless to that meaning of 'edging' so he doesn't catch the casual innuendo. ]

You should have left me a message if you knew you'd be late. [ He'll poke Belial accusingly in the chest. ]

Yeah, here ... [ Josuke shoves the box at him now. If Belial peeks inside, he'll find a huge amount of condoms in different flavours. ]

But I did message you. I thought you were just ignoring me.

[Again, he's telling blatant lies, but Belial doesn't care if he gets caught in them or not. There's a pout on his lips as he's poked, though that's quick to disappear once Josuke shoves the box in his hands. Ohoho. Time to see what all the fuss is about.

Right there in the middle of the cafe he opens it up and pulls one of the condoms out. ... He isn't very discreet when he speaks next.]

Wow~! So many different flavors~!

[One or two people pause mid conversation to look over at them.]

You weren't kidding!

Really? [ He considers checking to see if Belial is telling the truth, but decides that the outcome didn't matter either way. Both of them are here, he has the box,and it's time to both rid himself of the condoms and go on his way.

Unfortunately, this is where Belial decides it might be a fun idea to make a scene for no reason. ]

Dude!! Shut the fuck up! You want the whole world to know what's going on?!

[He snickers. Ah, what a lovely response.]

Hm? What's wrong with that?

[With the foil square still between two fingers, Belial waves it around while he speaks.]

Sex is normal, you know~ Ah. [He raises a brow at Josuke.] Though I suppose not so much for a virgin, ey~?

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what is that icon omg

does it distract u

this icon also distracts me

shakes tiddies how about now

not surprised you have a tiddy icon and good i say

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action!

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