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[varnish]

Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

(( ooc: Please comment on his Opt In/Out Post if you have the chance! ))

Comments

[loewenbien]

A strong grip is ideal when you're handling a polearm! Don't want to have it slip!

[ They're having two different conversations here. But he blinks and chuckles. ]

Jack, huh? I'm Vane! Vice Captain— well, I said that already. Why are you so interested in positions anyway?

[varnish]

Hehehe. Hot.

[Ok, that wasn't very subtle. But too late.]

Oh, you know. For research. I work with people all the time, so I have to know the ins and outs of them.

But I must say, it's been a while since I've studied a military man so closely~ I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to know more. Maybe participate in a few of your drills, you know?

[loewenbien]

Oh, well I hope I helped! Wouldn't do if I left you unsatisfied, huh?

[ And that gets a laugh! ]

Wahaha!! If you wanna train together, all you gotta do is ask, Jack! I'll be happy to work out with you!! Have you ever done it before? You sound like you're more into studying than the physical work!

[varnish]

Mm, nope. That wouldn't do at all~ Hopefully to keep it up from here on out.

[God this is too good. He has no idea how or why this has gone on for as long as it has, but, hey. If no one's going to stop him then he might as well keep at it.]

Are you kidding? What good is studying if you can't put it all into practice? I think I could take you on~

[loewenbien]

[ Vane is stupid, VANE IS. STUPID. ]

Aww, well if you're serious about it, then I won't hold back!! Just remember, I can go real hard, so you'd better be prepared to take it all! You're not gonna get good by doing nothing!!


[ He's going to cry when he realizes how his pure, innocent challenge is being taken ]

What's your preferred style, anyway?

[varnish]

But that's how I like it. Good and hard~

[It's so difficult not to slide out of his chair and give himself away. All Vane's fault, really.]

And from behind. I know some people might find it an act of cowardice, but I happen to like the element of surprise.

[loewenbien]

From behind... well I suppose some people might need that. Especially when they don't want to see it coming!

[ V A N E ]

But we're going to do it fair and square, okay? Nothing underhanded. That's just not chivalrous! So, uh, when's good for you, Jack?

[varnish]

[Hehe... hehehehe.]

Sometimes it’s nice. Other times it’s just good to get everything done and over with~

Well, you know. Being a fresh face around here, I can’t say my schedule’s particularly packed. I’m ready and willing when you are, tiger.