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[varnish]

Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

(( ooc: Please comment on his Opt In/Out Post if you have the chance! ))

Comments

[varnish]

please?

[ninpos]

sorry! no amount of begging is gonna work!
nothing personal, it's just how i roll.

plus you're gonna be super disappointed when you lose :(

[varnish]

Or maybe I'll get off on it.

You know. Assuming I lose ;)

[ninpos]

so it'll be a win for you even when you lose, say less
also how am i not surprised that you'd actually get off to that

[varnish]

You catch on fast, love ♥

And it's obviously because you know me so well by now~ Personally. Intimately. It's kinda cute really.

[ninpos]

fucking once doesn't mean i know you
unless you're admitting you're just that shallow
which i'm going to assume you're not

[ Because she's not stupid!!!!!!!! ]

[varnish]

Cowgirl

[Interrupts the current conversation to bring back a previous conversation because he can. She asked, now he's answered!]

[ninpos]

that's vanilla

if you wanna change the subject then i don't care~
but make it a little less obvious
i mean it's already clear that you're not the best guy around but i don't really care
keep being a good time and i'll keep my lips shut if you happen to cross a line

[varnish]

That's because you have no imagination.

[Think of all the ropes you can throw in there, babe. Buuut it's not even his favorite to be honest. Does he even have a favorite. There's just so many good ones... and only so many bones in the human body. Anyway.]

But don't worry. At least you're a flatterer.

With a decent rack.

[ninpos]

it's the finest you'll see around these parts, pal!

[varnish]

Have you seen everyone else’s?

[ninpos]

it's just a fact!
it might not be a well known one but yknow
facts are facts

[varnish]

Mm... ok ok

Yours are in the top 10 at least ♥

[ninpos]

i won't complain about that!
so long as you're willing to admit it

[varnish]

Always willing~

Of course mine are number one, but you know.

[ninpos]

yeah yeah~
that's why i touch it so often

[varnish]

Not often enough

[ninpos]

and whose fault is that

[varnish]

Yours. Duh.

[ninpos]

nah yours
let me crash at your place sometimes
i can be like a house cat or whatever
nya nya

[varnish]

You wanna be my pet that badly huh

Was my cream that good

Like nya

[ninpos]

nah i'm just a stray that doesn't like staying at one place for too long
commitment and me have never worked out

[varnish]

Aw come on

Here kitty kitty kitty~

[Of course he kids. Because wtf is commitment even.]

[ninpos]

i mean if you promise food and you don't mind me being naked then i'm more likely to stay
but that's only if i wanna

[ Meaning she won't. Two days and one night maximum and that's if she likes the food. ]

[varnish]

So







you won't.