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[varnish]

Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

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[hoasen]

[Thinking thinking...well he sat back, how cheeky! She can't help but scoff.

Though...]

Should I find someone, why would I be telling you?

[varnish]

[Sorry, girl. He can't help it.]

So I can hit them up later, of course~

[hoasen]

[She'll have her revenge. One day. Watch out for it.]

Goodness, I wouldn't want to subject them to something like that.

[varnish]

[He looks forward to it. Yes, even as he pouts at her.]

Oho? Come on, it's polite to share.

[hoasen]

[His pout only fuels her?!]

Absolutely not. You'll have to work for it.

[varnish]

[Stamps feet. He don’t wanna.]

Is everyone here that into humiliation play?

[hoasen]

[H-humiliation play! Also he's such a petulant child!]

It is not like that at all! [...She thinks.] Working for it does not mean you're going to be humiliated. Unless that is what you are into. Then I will have to reconsider how one would make you work.

[varnish]

[Mama~]

I could be. But I could also be into it~ Only one way to know for sure, right?

[He leans in his seat, grinning wider with his chin in his hand.]

Better take me for a spin~

[hoasen]

[You've been a very bad boy--wait.

On one hand, don't give in! On the other hand, she almost can't say no to challenges.]

You're absolutely incorrigible. I suppose the question that follows is, I wonder if you would like what would be in store?

[varnish]

[Always.]

Do you think someone as incorrigible as me could hate anything?

[hoasen]

[Damn, Belial.]

Hmm, very well. Perhaps I will allow it. To test your resolve. That is, if you are able to locate me.

[varnish]

You have a distinct scent. I'm sure I can track it down no problem~

[Belial ew]

[hoasen]

[SERIOUSLY BELIAL?!

...She's a little quiet at that first, but curiosity also killed the cat.]

I dare you to try.

[varnish]

[Yes.]

Careful now. There's no taking that dare back later~

[hoasen]

[She sighs and nods.]

I do not say what I do not mean.

[varnish]

[There's a pause... a fairly long pause... then,]

Look behind you.

[He's not really there of course. He's just fucking with you.]

[hoasen]

[She looked...and he can see too but now she's going to pretend she didn't!]

I see you decided to trick me.

[varnish]

[That gives off immense "so you have chosen death" vibes. Hot.]

What? Me? I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing!

[hoasen]

[STARES. It's true, she's going to beat him silly.]

Do not give me that, I know you certainly would. You like to play.

[varnish]

You seem to know a lot about me already. Go on, go on~ What else do you know?

[hoasen]

Oh? So I was correct? It was just a guess. And I suppose you like certain forms of intimacy, a lot.

[Stating the obvious.]

[varnish]

Define "certain forms"~

[hoasen]

The one that you are reading about. [She gestures towards his book.] You have energy to spare.

[varnish]

[Did he just waggle an eyebrow at you? Maybe. Very possibly.]

Wanna test that theory out?

[hoasen]

[She groans at him waggling his eyebrow before she scoffs right after it.]

That depends. Can you keep up?

[Wait what? Is she saying her energy trumps his?]