video; open

[varnish]

Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

(( ooc: Please comment on his Opt In/Out Post if you have the chance! ))

Comments

[varnish]

That'd be way too easy if I just told you, you know~~

[ninpos]

and lemme guess you wanna show me

[varnish]

You said it, not me~

[ninpos]

just hoping you know i expect it not to be missionary

[varnish]

Do I look like the missionary type

[ninpos]

you can be sexy and vanilla those people exist
unfortunately

[varnish]

Hmm? You mean I missed some?

[Implying he went on a manhunt of course. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. What is the truth.]

[ninpos]

there's no way you fucked everywhere here already so of course

[varnish]

Wanna make a bet~?

[ninpos]

sure~
though my body and life are off the table in terms of what you could win

[varnish]

please?

[ninpos]

sorry! no amount of begging is gonna work!
nothing personal, it's just how i roll.

plus you're gonna be super disappointed when you lose :(

[varnish]

Or maybe I'll get off on it.

You know. Assuming I lose ;)

[ninpos]

so it'll be a win for you even when you lose, say less
also how am i not surprised that you'd actually get off to that

[varnish]

You catch on fast, love ♥

And it's obviously because you know me so well by now~ Personally. Intimately. It's kinda cute really.

[ninpos]

fucking once doesn't mean i know you
unless you're admitting you're just that shallow
which i'm going to assume you're not

[ Because she's not stupid!!!!!!!! ]

[varnish]

Cowgirl

[Interrupts the current conversation to bring back a previous conversation because he can. She asked, now he's answered!]

[ninpos]

that's vanilla

if you wanna change the subject then i don't care~
but make it a little less obvious
i mean it's already clear that you're not the best guy around but i don't really care
keep being a good time and i'll keep my lips shut if you happen to cross a line

[varnish]

That's because you have no imagination.

[Think of all the ropes you can throw in there, babe. Buuut it's not even his favorite to be honest. Does he even have a favorite. There's just so many good ones... and only so many bones in the human body. Anyway.]

But don't worry. At least you're a flatterer.

With a decent rack.

[ninpos]

it's the finest you'll see around these parts, pal!

[varnish]

Have you seen everyone else’s?

[ninpos]

it's just a fact!
it might not be a well known one but yknow
facts are facts

[varnish]

Mm... ok ok

Yours are in the top 10 at least ♥

[ninpos]

i won't complain about that!
so long as you're willing to admit it

[varnish]

Always willing~

Of course mine are number one, but you know.