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[varnish]

Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

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[envoyoftwilight]

Well, then I guess that means you'll have to try harder. [Midna sure does like antagonising people.]

Listen to you. Making it sound like you'll just randomly find me. Good luck with that. There's plenty of good-looking women here. [But no one as perfect as her.]

[varnish]

[So does he. Funny how that works.]

I imagine you're particularly stunning though, right~?

[He's only making an assumption, but something tells him that's what she would want to hear.]

[envoyoftwilight]

For those who would think me their type, perhaps. I prefer to think of myself as perfect.

[Midna. Midna, no.]

[varnish]

[He hates perfection. Doesn't particularly like it when people think of themselves of perfect. But, you know. They can still prove to be a good time.

In any case, he has a decent enough profile to go off of. Picking her out in a crowd should be fine entertainment.]

Don't worry.

I'll make a sinner of you yet~

[envoyoftwilight]

[A sinner? She issues a laugh. What a Light Dweller thing to say. (She doesn't even know if he's actually a Light Dweller or not. But she assumes he is because he doesn't sound like anyone she would know from the Twilight.)]

What if I'm already one? What then? Doesn't that make the attempt fruitless?

[varnish]

A perfect sinner, huh. Maybe you are one of a kind~

[He scoffs, amused.]

I'd still like to see just how deep down that sin goes.

[envoyoftwilight]

I certainly like to think that I am. [Maybe she should feel ashamed of having that much arrogance, but Midna is so unrepentant that such might as well be an impossibility.]

I suppose if you manage to find me, you might very well make that discovery. Although I'm thinking I want to play a game with you and see how long I can hide before you do actually find me. [Because while she stands out, he doesn't yet know what she looks like, and Lunatia has no shortage of Moonblessed individuals. Surely it will not be so simple to track her down.]

[varnish]

Oho, you really are a playful little minx, aren't you?

[Still, he can always get behind a good challenge, especially if there's promise of a good time waiting for him in the end.]

But okaaay~ Let's play then. Make it worth my while, won't you?

[envoyoftwilight]

I do believe that's one of the kindest things someone has called me.

[She laughs. It's true. Some would call her annoying or frustrating and she wouldn't even call them wrong. As if giving his response some thought, she deliberately pauses, perhaps a few breaths longer than necessary.]

Yes. All right. I don't make promises or anything like that, but if and when you find me, we'll go on a date. I'm feeling so charitable, I'll even pay.

[varnish]

["Serpent" might be the nicest thing he's heard himself. Bastard, jerk, villain. At least "serpent" has some bite to it. It implies he's good at what he does.]

Mmn~ Careful now. Get me too worked up and I might find you sooner rather than later~

[He does enjoy being spoiled himself, after all.]

[envoyoftwilight]

Worked up already? I had no idea I was dealing with someone so easy.

[She's not serious. Midna likes that she can have an effect on someone. She always has. That's part of what makes her push the buttons of others. She's usually all in it for the reaction, even if it's a negative one.]

Good things come to those who wait. That's the saying, isn't it? I'm sure you'll be pleased and you might find it worth the effort. Until then, you can just fantasise over what you think I look like.

[varnish]

Can you blame me? I've been pent up for so long and here you are offering to rub me out.

[He sighs, though he sounds far from disappointed.]

Remember~ Make it worth my time. Until then~

[And with that he cuts off the feed.]