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[varnish]

Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

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[varnish]

I'm very good at time management~

[He knows that's not what she asked about, but he's going to say it anyway.]

Oi, oi. You're no fun.

[hoasen]

N-not that...oh, you know exactly what I am talking about, I'm sure.

[She clears her throat.]

I thought there were rules to these things. [Like dinner first?!] While I am all for honesty, I also hear that some things are better left discovered.

[varnish]

Hmmm? Not a clue~

[He goes back to flipping through his book, stopping occasionally to turn it vertically... scan it... then go back to flipping.]

Ah, so you'd rather show than tell, is that it?

[hoasen]

Mmm...

[And look at him there, multitasking something rude.]

I will neither confirm nor deny.

[Actually sometimes yes because she's bad at verbalising it.]

But I have a feeling you'd show and tell.

[varnish]

So that's a yes.

[He scoffs, amused, before turning to the device and trying to appear as offended as possible.]

Little ol' me? What ever gave you that idea?

[hoasen]

I won't confirm that either!

[It's a yes. But how uncouth! And she shakes her head before her gaze moves down to his book.]

You're still studying.

[varnish]

Come on; have a little fun. With how grim everything's been lately, don't you deserve that much?

[Ok, but not this way.]

As for this~ Not studying. More like admiring.

[He pauses... before suddenly lifting the book up towards the camera, displaying two full spread pages of one very interesting sex position. Boy, the models in here sure do look like they're having fun, ey.]

But if you want to study, then by all means.

[hoasen]

Well, you are correct when it comes to needing to relax and loosen up.

[But this is too loose, you feel.]

Admiring? This is not something to adm--

[She was about to turn away from the book when she looks at it, completely perplexed. Sure, her cheeks are red, but--]

H-how are they doing that?! Their limbs...

[varnish]

[Now this is a complicated position, isn't it? Bit too fancy for his tastes, but hey. Sex is sex, pleasure is pleasure.]

Mm, looks a little more like acrobatics, doesn't it?

[But he'll spare her the embarrassment and turn the book back around.]

Too complicated for you?

[hoasen]

[Jaw dropped she looks a bit more to see the limb placement. On closer inspection, it's not impossible, it's just that there is two people that the tangle looks a bit...tangled. Can't believe she just strategised this. It's not a battle, god.

He's right, it's acrobatics. And she would breathe relief once he turned it around.]

Who said it was too complicated? Well, there is no point in it but it doesn't mean it's impossible.

[Now she just feels challenged to debate him on this, but it's also because she's trained in hand to hand combat. Limbs needs to be a bit more flexible sometimes, dude.]

[varnish]

[It's kinda pretzel-y, sure. But he wouldn't get caught up in the details.]

Hoh~?

[Here's where he props his elbow up on one of the armrests and his chin in his hand. Sure he's smarmy, but at least he's stylish.]

Are you going to test that theory?

[hoasen]

[Nothing like kicking another person's ass to get you more flexible!

He really does look stylish too, even while he's so self-assured like this. And he's handsome but she wouldn't be caught dead admitting that to him while he's in this kind of mood.]

How would I even test that theory?

[varnish]

[Please just admit it. You'll hurt yourself it you don't.]

Oh, you know. You'll need time, space... and a willing partner.

[hoasen]

[L-LOOK...she'll...suffer through it. Probably.

Also, this sounds suspicious. Helpful, but suspicious. Good thing she put this as a private message.]

Time, space, and a willing partner. Something tells me that someone who is willing to give me all three is very close.

[varnish]

[As for Belial, it's a damn shame this has to be private at all. It's so fun being an exhibitionist.

He drums his fingers against the armrest and hums.]

Now who could that be~?

[hoasen]

[Not everything has to be out and free, Belial! There is something to say about keeping it private too!

He wants to play coy, she can attempt to. She taps her chin.]

Hmm, I wonder? Who do you think it could be?

[varnish]

[He waits a few seconds longer. Thinking. Thinking...

Then with a shrug he goes back to flipping through his book.]

Lemme know when you find them~

[hoasen]

[Thinking thinking...well he sat back, how cheeky! She can't help but scoff.

Though...]

Should I find someone, why would I be telling you?

[varnish]

[Sorry, girl. He can't help it.]

So I can hit them up later, of course~

[hoasen]

[She'll have her revenge. One day. Watch out for it.]

Goodness, I wouldn't want to subject them to something like that.

[varnish]

[He looks forward to it. Yes, even as he pouts at her.]

Oho? Come on, it's polite to share.

[hoasen]

[His pout only fuels her?!]

Absolutely not. You'll have to work for it.

[varnish]

[Stamps feet. He don’t wanna.]

Is everyone here that into humiliation play?

[hoasen]

[H-humiliation play! Also he's such a petulant child!]

It is not like that at all! [...She thinks.] Working for it does not mean you're going to be humiliated. Unless that is what you are into. Then I will have to reconsider how one would make you work.

[varnish]

[Mama~]

I could be. But I could also be into it~ Only one way to know for sure, right?

[He leans in his seat, grinning wider with his chin in his hand.]

Better take me for a spin~