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[lumberlady]

[Lunatia's resident centaur lady is back on screen, and this time she's sharing the spotlight with... a table full of fresh vegetables? Still a bit dirty, fresh from the soil, good ol' vegetables... That Konoha bows over to start out.]

Hello, everyone! My name is Konoha... I'm a jinba, or a "centaur" if you want... I'm from Echigo in Japan, but lots of people say I'm from the past...

[She's just going to do the same introduction every time, counting off details on her fingers to make sure she gets all the good points... there's too many people on this thing and she doesn't check it enough to keep track... oops. Anyway-]

I wanted to ask people some questions about food! My husband and I have set up a little farmstead, but the crops are growing, um, way faster than they really ought to be... [we're just going to speed past the blush] and it's not like we actually have to work for money here, so I was thinking of not just taking the crops to market but... serving meals at the house? Or sending them to people elsewhere in the city? I don't know, but I've met a lot of people here who said they just eat food from the stores, and I know those are really convenient, but it can't be better than a home cooked meal, can it?


[Look at this big turnip! Isn't it healthy looking?! Don't you just want to eat it?? Konoha smiles, making the root vegetable dance around the screen.]

So... can I ask you some questions about what sort of food you like? Or what kind of things you miss from your home? Maybe what they make in your country with vegetables? If you give me some of your time, I'll send you some fresh ones as a "thank you"-

Promise!

[One last bow... and she and the turnip sign off.]

Comments

[lumberlady]

[“storm flower”? no wait, she remembers this voice-]

It has been! Are you settled in well now?

[Oh she’s making herself so hungry she should have eaten before doing this post...]

I love lotus root! And tempura is such a fancy way to do it... What do you think about lotus root and pork in miso?

[sleepinglotus]

[His username is so original.]

I am, yes.

[Okay now he's getting hungry...]

I think that would be amazing.

[lumberlady]

[Konoha just really doesn't get why people don't use their real names... What is fun on the net?]

You said you had friends here, right? What about them?

[Even though she knows she shouldn't be glad for people getting kidnapped... It's nice not to be alone.]

Mmm, and lotus root stuffed with eggplant and beef...

[sleepinglotus]

They're doing well.

[Save for whatever's going on between Qrow and Winter, but frankly Ren doesn't want any part in that anyway.]

I'm going to have to get lunch here soon.

[lumberlady]

Then that's all that matters!

[At least, with the sorts of canonmates she's imagining.]

Ehe, me, too...

[Ooh, idea!]

If you're willing to do some taste testing for me, I'll feed you lunch...

[sleepinglotus]

[!]

I would be glad to.

[lumberlady]

Then it’s a deal!

[sleepinglotus]

I look forward to it.