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[moonlightalter]

If you had to describe the three moons and their respective cycles with a single word, how would you describe them?

And please tell me that Iris isn't the 'sex moon'.




[This next bit is sent as a private message, specifically directed at anyone who he came across while he was under the moon's effects.]

I am so, so sorry for what happened. I had heard stories, but I didn't know it would be as bad as it was.

I'll be taking precautions in the future, but if there's anything I can do to make up for what already happened then please let me know.

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[dashhole]

Okay, how about bullshit, baloney and mumbo jumbo?

[Gosh, Scout, it's almost like you're not having a good time here.]

Besides, ain't they all the sex moon? One's angry & horny, one's hungry & horny, and one's.

Horny & horny, I guess. Thirsty & horny?

[moonlightalter]

You might be able to just do 'angry, hungry, and horny' if that's the case.

[dashhole]

Well, yeah, but they all make us horny.

[moonlightalter]

You know, I still don't know why that is. What's the point of it?

[dashhole]

[READ AT 22:03

Give him a second, he's reading that personally to make sure he heard that right.

n1tomjonesfan is typing....]

To bang? So we can get Chroma?



Wait, you're not a rock person, are you? A gem?

[moonlightalter]

[LISTEN]

Let me rephrase that:

I don't know why they put everyone's sex drives through the roof for a few days of the month when people on average already have sex pretty regularly.

And no, I'm human. What's a rock person?

[dashhole]

Cause we could always be having more? Like a living potential emotion machine, you know.

[PERPETUAL. MOTION. smgdh.]

You know, a gem. Like the blue rock lady who got confused about sex and how babies work. I don't even really know about how they work.

[moonlightalter]

...what???

When did all of that happen?

[dashhole]

It was all on here, man, this thing delivers all the funniest drama to the front of your door. Pocket. Whatever.

Listen, her name's Lapis, goes by oceangem You can go watch if you're curious. They don't have babies. They get planted and sprout.





Oh hey, look at that, it makes her name a little thingy.

[moonlightalter]

Oh! I think I spoke with her recently. She has a very pretty name.

[dashhole]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Guess who has no idea what a lapis is.]

So anyway, she's a gem. They don't have sex.

[moonlightalter]

How do they make more gems?

[Like, he has complicated feelings about sex, sure. But even he knows that sex makes babies.]

[dashhole]

Like I said, they plant them in the ground and then they pop out as grown-ups like...I don't know, like cornstalks, I guess.

Definitely less fun that way, but that's just what she told me.

[moonlightalter]

That has to be the weirdest thing I've heard recently.

[dashhole]

Were you here for the squid god lady who attacked? Or the fox cult that was kidnapping people? Cause those should really be higher on that list, man.

[moonlightalter]

I got here right about the time ghosts started dragging people to the afterlife.

Which on reflection is probably pretty weird too.

[dashhole]

Yeah, that's the latest weird shit that went on. Happens every month.

Kinda wonder what bullshit's gonna happen this month.

[moonlightalter]

I guess I'll wait with baited breath to find out.

[dashhole]

I dunno about that, whatever it is it's gonna suck.