Video | UN: oceangem (dated right after triple moon)

[riptidequeen]

[She was going to try and do this anonymous, and voice to text, but instead she accidentally hit the video option.

So everyone gets a scene of a flustered looking Lapis Lazuli.]

Is it normal for the moon stuff to be so extreme? Not that I'm complaining just...

[A sigh.]

It's unexpected how bad it got.

Comments

[riptidequeen]

[...]

Whatever you're thinking is wrong!

[sarcaskick]

Oh yeah? So it wasn't a "sex thing"?

[riptidequeen]

[So much blushing and she's not answering.]

2/2

[riptidequeen]

That's none of your business.

[sarcaskick]

You know that's basically the same thing as just saying "yes", right? Just wordier.

[riptidequeen]

No, it's not.

[sarcaskick]

You're still not actually denying it.

[riptidequeen]

There's nothing to deny, Mercury.

[sarcaskick]

Sure, sure.

Hey, look on the bright side. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[riptidequeen]

I've lived through worse, yes.

[muttered;] I wonder if men have it harder...

[sarcaskick]

We have something that's harder, anyway.

[ nailed it ]

[riptidequeen]

...

Wow. Good for you.

[sarcaskick]

I can't tell if you're missing my wordplay or just disrespecting it.

[riptidequeen]

Oh, I got your wordplay, so it's the second one.

[sarcaskick]

So you understood an innuendo without needing it explained! You're growing up so fast. I'm going to cry.

[riptidequeen]

Don't cry for me, Mister Black.

[sarcaskick]

Professor Black, please. Mr. Black was my father.

[riptidequeen]

Was he as annoying as you are?

[sarcaskick]

Worse.

[riptidequeen]

Ugh, I can't imagine it.

[sarcaskick]

Probably not.

Moot point, though. Doubt you're going to ever see him.

[riptidequeen]

Thank goodness.

I don't think this place could handle someone worse than you.

[sarcaskick]

It wouldn't have to. If he shows up, I'll handle him just fine.

[riptidequeen]

Hmn.

Well hopefully it won't have to come to that.

[sarcaskick]

Yeah, here's hoping.

...

We're getting off-track. What's your moonblessing, anyway?