Mikazuki Munechika (
jiyuujin) wrote in
prismatica2019-11-19 11:06 pm
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[Good morning Lunatia. It's one of your resident sword spirits turned not quite human gracing the screen. In hand, he holds what appears to be an egg. A very ethereal, very shiny, beautifully grey egg.]
I seem to have laid an egg. With all the other changes and strange things that happen to our bodies here I suppose it really was only a matter of time until something like this were to happen.
Now the only question is what to do with it. You see I don't have much experience with taking care of an egg. I don't believe it would be to its benefit if I were to sit on it. Nor am I aware of any nutritional needs before hatching. Do they need to be bathed regularly or rocked to sleep at night? This is why I'm turning to all of you. I'm not sure what sort of care it might need or if I'm even ready for this kind of responsibility. But I assure you I'm very committed to his or her well being.
[He turns now, revealing a companion who was just out of view until now.]
Oh yes. We're also taking suggestions for names.
I seem to have laid an egg. With all the other changes and strange things that happen to our bodies here I suppose it really was only a matter of time until something like this were to happen.
Now the only question is what to do with it. You see I don't have much experience with taking care of an egg. I don't believe it would be to its benefit if I were to sit on it. Nor am I aware of any nutritional needs before hatching. Do they need to be bathed regularly or rocked to sleep at night? This is why I'm turning to all of you. I'm not sure what sort of care it might need or if I'm even ready for this kind of responsibility. But I assure you I'm very committed to his or her well being.
[He turns now, revealing a companion who was just out of view until now.]
Oh yes. We're also taking suggestions for names.

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Give him a moment to digest this. Only no, it's just a short moment before he press to send his response.]
Mikazuki, what?
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And names, of course.
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[Give him a moment, he can be calm about this, like captain of the squad calm. Like maybe that's normal here and Mikazuki got the lucky draw—Okay.
But seriously, what!!]
This isn't a joke, right?
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I am wounded that would would treat our miracle of life in such a fashion...
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What-I mean... Sorry?
[Frankly, his thought process can be more accurately portrayed as "ajdjjahdja" right now. Or a keysmash.]
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[Are you saying these transformations are that thorough?!]
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[He sighs gently and has a sip of tea.]
I am sorry to have burdened you with our blessing.
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Look, look, it's not a burden? I'm still surprised but... [Words are hard.] ... you're happy with this?
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[He widens his eyes like he's shocked.]
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[It's something he doesn't really think about. Since it's unrelated to, well, being a sword and their purpose as far as he can see.]
We're swords, you know? It's not like we're expected to... to have an egg, you know? Or care for one.
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[You know, in case you forgot that...]
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... Yeah, I know. But those plants and animals never came from our bodies.
[Which is where he draw the line at being "weird". And if he have to accept that, then that means...]
Does this mean it might happen again? Mikazuki laying another egg?
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Wouldn't that be such the miracle.
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Or actually pay attention and asks researchers.]
I guess so...
[Still weird, but okay? Okay. He should really stop thinking too much about this. (But he will for a while.)]
Just... you know, I'm around in case you need me?
[Until it's time to call them out on their bullshit.]
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[He could just say thank you buuuuuuut nah. He'll call him out first. After all, Kashuu has been their adorable little wanderer. Who knows where he's been.]
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[Aww, he heard that. But Kashuu do mean it, if any of his comrades (regardless of which citadel they hail from) calls for him, he'll make time.
Complaining about possible work or trouble is just a another, usually harmless matter. Although, it's true that he haven't really visit the place...]
But does this means you want me to visit~?
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[But Mikazuki's question got him to pause and blink. And again, as he looks a little confused.]
A godfather? What's that?
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[Ahh well... Kashuu asked and now he's gotta answer.]
A godfather is someone who... looks out for the well being of their family. And provides for them through any means necessary. Not unlike what we do on our missions.
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That's why you think you laid it?
[Can birds lay eggs in their sleep? Actually, he doesn't know.]
... And you're asking me to be the godfather?
[Now that he heard Mikazuki's answer to this question, he feels... flattered? Honoured?]
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... But he stares, and slowly blinks for a moment before he speaks up. He's a little thrown off by the egg thing, but also? Such words are what Kashuu like to hear. Even if he's not always prepared to hear them.]
Well, of course! If you're asking, I can be the godfather for your egg.
[It's an egg, how hard can it be?]
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Marvelous. I knew you would be just the sword for the job. Now it's important that you start to form your bonds early. When do you think you could start egg sitting so she grows accustomed to you?
[She? Now it's a she. Best not to ask questions about these things because he definitely won't have answers.]
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[How can you tell? Is it a... actually, no, let's not go there before he get stuck thinking about how their body works. Where is Yagen when you need him?]
I can start whenever! I can make time for you and your egg.
[And well, it's not like he's formally working... Man, maybe he should find more things to fill up his time?]