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[pushpin]

so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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[pushpin]

[ goddamn it. ]

yea it didnt happen w/ u...... i was in water
like a fish dudes dick does i fuckin guess

[pushpin]

they got creams now

[ocelthot]

Spoken like someone who's never actually caught anything.

[pushpin]

busted.....

[ocelthot]

Most people don't recommend the experience.

[badluckblues]

listen this is a crazy place, i'm sure someone out there is really into that

[wearingguess]

Do you really want one that glows?? What if it were so bright it kept you awake at night?

[pushpin]

COMPARED TO THIS ? YES
then id sleep on my stomach, the fuck

[pushpin]

ITS JUST SOME ITCHES ! lil bumps.... its fine ! it goes away soon !
getting a fucking ferret dick every full moon like a fucking period for the foreseeable future sounds like hell !

[pushpin]

are u tellin me
there are people into fuckin half-dogs

why, cuz they never got a max or spot or daisy for christmas as a kid ?

[despairing_hope]

How was it different? Did it seem similar to anything?

[wearingguess]

oh, so you only want one in comparison
I was thinking I could cast a spell for you to make it glow...
So then, did you sprout tentacles?

[necroyalty]

I've certainly seen a few that I'd rather not remember, but slaadi-infested bumps would be a first.

[coralroot]

syphilis works in mysterious ways, my dude

anyway chicken skin is like

you know when you're suddenly hit with something REALLY COLD or you get the crap scared out of you

and all of the little hairs on your body stand on end

[ commonly known as goosebumps, but fun fact: usually chickens are referred to in languages and countries where horrible geese aren't commonplace. ]

text; mgs water u doin

[loudmouths]

[ hm. ]

so imma have to cancel our date................

[notblayde]

i didn't actually want pictures

[ocelthot]

Think blisters, ulcers, full body rashes, and burning pain. And that's the ones you can treat.

If you get herpes or genital warts, you're getting itchy, painful bumps all over your dick randomly for the rest of your life.

[grilletto]

if it means having to keep something like that
i'm not sure getting extra money is worth it

[pushpin]

uhhhhh
like goosebumps but bigger & more spread out

[pushpin]

oh
with all this talk a fuckin dog dicks i thought maybe u meant i literally had a chickens skin on my wang

[pushpin]

wait
u think u could ??
would it wear off.........

[pushpin]

thats more like it
anyway its not that uncommon where im from.... good on ur home fuckin planet for getting everyones coochie extra gucci

[wearingguess]

Of course! I could make it last however long I liked. Or however long you liked, in this case.

[despairing_hope]

Are you sure this isn't related to the moon changes?

[cadeuces]

Well, I'm certainly no zoologist.
Your guess is as good as mine. I'm glad it seems not to be dire, though.
If it was something that only lasted those couple of days or only while in the water, I would certainly assume it to be the fault of the moon's effects.

For further assurance, anyway. Just as how you're no longer scaled and I no longer sport horns.