text — un: dontannoyme

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so
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKIN

what would a weird alien full-moon-magicky space-fuckin-odyssey STI look like






& check the username before u go to reply, NO STUPID ANSWERS !!

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un: nanpa_hunter

[offshoots]

Asking for a friend?

[boobytraps]

That's what I said! Too much sex.

Have you gone to see a healer?

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if i said that no one would believe me
so its just hypothetical !

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u must be from a different planet than me cuz we sure as hell didnt

wait the
the spurs do ??
just.... a ball of thorns jabbed inside a pussy for however long ?

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ok since i dont know how to gauge fuckin magic difficulties in general, lets skip that question

& go to
why would u need ta know it in the first place

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....whatever

thought id gather up some opinions first........ everyone seems to think i got the ball & tackle of the fishes

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im just gonna use that as permission

[loungelizard]

Well, there was this one time that my urine turned purple and extremely acidic. I don't mean that it burned when I peed, but I did one hell of a number on my toilet. And a brick wall. And a whole shrubbery.

Medical insurance doesn't pay for the damages, by the way. Found that out the hard way. Be wary of the backsplash.

[He's more than willing to throw himself under the bus as the punchline to fuck with someone.]

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what the
what would even cause that ?! apologize to ur toilet for bein so irresponsible !

[loungelizard]

Take it from me, kid, the heat of the moment isn't worth it. Always be prepared.

There's no one to apologize to any longer. I'm afraid...she didn't make it.

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n





nnnnnooooooo

[loungelizard]

Now that I think about it, it's pretty lucky that the pipes didn't suffer any damage. That really would have been salt in the wound, huh?

[despairing_hope]

Well, most of the severe ones. And maybe not world wide, but my country definitely had little outbreaks. Compared to 50 or 60 years ago a lot has changed on that front, so thinking a more advanced society is further along isnt unreasonable.

That's a crude way of putting it, but I suppose yes. Usually they relax after insemination and some time has passed to ensure insemination. Cats are like that.

[wearingguess]

There isn't a unique spell designed for making dicks glow, if that's what you were thinking
It is merely that anything can be made to glow by following the same principles.
That said, I cannot do it remotely

[badluckblues]

considering many prismals are half dog, prismals are almost certainly into it. there's something to be said for assimilating into the culture

[ocelthot]

It's not like I'll catch shit for it.

I'm not your commanding officer.

[cadeuces]

Please don't assault any actual fish...
If it is from the moons, you'll notice again from the 1st-5th of the month, then the 15th-20th. When all 3 moons are in the sky.

And which aspect is it you'd maybe like to see again?

[loudmouths]

I do believe it

bein so focused on givin me a nickname is cute

no one's done that to me before

[ even tho... it's embarrassing... ]

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do u mean the plumbing pipes or like
urs

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seriously
i feel like all i ever get called is nicknames

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its always the same ? the shit that happens to u

.....i feel like any answer i got is a bad one

[grilletto]

dude
i'm pretty damn broke
and not even i'm that desperate
have some self-respect

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then say it

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self respect never got me paid

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......u know what
im in
i gotta see this