text | un: wEeDmAn420

[billionth]

so hey how do u tell some1 they smell real strong lately like not bad or anythin but just smell

more??//

is there a nice way 2 do it

am i a weirdo for smellin my buddy i dont' mean 2


hlep please

Comments

[nipzips]

it's all on him, i've tried. just bring up my name in conversation and he'll probably have 10 nasty things to say about me

huh. maybe anasui's just that nice a guy? or maybe he saw something in you or whatever

[billionth]

alright ill be nice

hang on bro im comin into ur bathroom instead!!!!!!!! u gotta see

[HERE HE COMES, BIG DICK SWAGGER-- no ok he's knockin on the door first.]

OI JOSUKE OPEN UP. Then you can keep doin' your hair while you look at all the weird alien shit I got goin' on!

dipshits collide: the results will surprise u!

[billionth]

ig

im

i mean i get why u like josuke man

hes the best!!!!!!!!!!!! so u got gr8 taste in friends

its whateva bro

[satanslash]

i think its uh
we're the ones that smell
cause my friend vaan was like 'yeah so im obv in heat and youre making it worse sorry bro' when i was around him during the three moons

he wasnt saying it to be mean or anything he was just having a hard time with it

we both were really

[getstoned]

nah, i think i get it. i mean, i met him before i met you and he never even brought you up, but he talked about my dad so 🤷‍♀️ some people just don't click y'know??

mmm... i guess we'll never know.

[wearingguess]

Oh!
Why?
I mean
Do you not want any more friends?

[grilletto]

oh shit yeah that makes sense then
i mean i wouldn't say i'm into them
i'm more about the clothes than the fragrances
but chanel is good in my book

action!

[nipzips]

[ What a polite boy. When Josuke opens the door he's still got ... half a pompadour up and done. This means he's half 50s tough guy and half emo kid. The first thing he does is stare at the ... cute little ears. ]

... Dude. [ He actually puts down the brush to stare at Okuyasu more. ] Those ears are seriously cute. You look like some kinda teddy bear -- Or like you just came back from Disneyland and still have the little headbands they sell to people.

[ Bro, he will pull you closer by the arm so he can touch your ears. ]

warning: stupid soft content ahead

[grilletto]

yeah same here
i mean
he's been a damn good friend to me since he showed up
so when i thought someone made him feel bad
well you get it, i don't have to explain it

[billionth]

worse than smellin things and havin ppl think ur callin ur best bro stinky?? damn that sucks a$$ thanx 4 the heads up

josukes gr8 tho

but yeh whateva im just bein dumb LOL

yo jolyne its nice 2 meet u ig! whys he want us to meet???? not that im complainin abt meetin girls

ur a girl rite

[nipzips]

that's probably 'cause we all know your dad -- the adult mr. jotaro, at least. yeah rohan and i will probably just never get along, and at this point i'm completely fine with that.

[ he is TIRED and he also knows he doesn't have to be friends with everyone! ]

you said anasui was weird, though. was that the only weird thing about him?

[nipzips]

clothes, huh. alright, got it ...

anything in particular you've been eyeing? in any of the shops or whatever

[ birthday present idea fishing ]

[billionth]

coz im dumb and weird LOL

and now also coz ppl r goin 2 think i sniff my buddies!!!!!!!!!!

[billionth]

oh shit dude im sry that rly does suck

this shits weird huh

dont worry i got fuckin mickey mouse lookin ears rn and i get angry faster n normal and idk maybe if i was a horny shit thingsd be weirder so i feel u

this place is shit

[getstoned]

i think you're a great guy, and this is probably the most important imo

eh... he did some of examination on me, like even opening my mouth to look inside and sniff. then licked my face at one point.

cena voice: are you sure about that.

[billionth]

yeh i got u thanx 4 lookin out 4 him

u guys

u guys rly close then??? been hangin out a lot????? im not askin this 2 get mad tho bro dw im chillin out now ur all good

[getstoned]

ya i'm a girl, i think he wants us to meet because we found out we were related while being here. so he just might be excited about me getting to know his friends, and i'm pretty into it too.

[nipzips]

HE'S JUST A FUCKING PERV WHO'S TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS, JOLYNE

WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE CREEPS

[billionth]

[1. AH YEAH BABY, seeing Josuke with his hair down in any form will never not be really fucking cool!!! It's special privileges okay!!! and 2. oh man, having him put the brush down just to better see these stupid ears he's rocking?

That makes Okuyasu feel like pretty hot shit, not gonna lie. As does being closer to his best friend, his main man, his one and only truest g. He's practically puffing up with pride and happiness, right down to the fur around his neck fluffing up like some Miyazaki shit and his ears wiggling away.]

Right?! Mickey Mouse ears! I dunno what sort of animal I'm meant to be, but it's kinda cool, won't even lie!!! And I got, uh...Fuckin'...Well, the hairy neck stuff, and my nails are real sharp, so I gotta be careful if I'm gonna touch you since I'll tear shit up if I'm not.

[Cue dumbass body-builder pose, ears still wiggling and sliiiiightly sharper teeth showing in a big ol' beaming grin. This is the best. Josuke smells really nice like always, and it's fine because he's happy, and if Josuke's happy then so is Okuyasu! It doesn't matter about who it's with, not really. (Or maybe that's just his thoughts on ear-pets. It's hard to not chill out when his ears are being touched.)] Whaddya think, man?

[billionth]

??????????////????? wat

LOL

r u related to his fuckin shitty dad

that dude's a weirdo but u seem chill so were cool

[satanslash]

sanguis can give you
mouse ears???
but make you angry????




i guess that makes about as much sense as anything else here but damn wtf man

i wouldnt say its shit but i was also in a place before this that suuuuuuuuuuucked
least here we get food and houses that arent falling down

[getstoned]

i told you i was in prison, didn't i?

he hadn't tried anything yet after that, so it's been okay. i still worry about what might've happened in the swamp.

[getstoned]

i am, his dad is my great grandpa. he's here too, a lot younger tho so you might get along better with him.

but thanks for the compliment, my dad says i'm a lot like him.

i'm not sure about a goddamn thing my friend

[grilletto]

huh?
yeah, you could say that
i mean you know not like
a weird amount
but a lot

[ wow that sounds natural ]

[nipzips]

[ HE'S LIKE A BIG OLE BUFF BEAR. That's probably what he is, even if Josuke doesn't know any bears with those kinds of ears. ] Maybe you're a bear after all -- Some kinda mouse-eared bear. I don't actually know shit about biology, does such an animal exist?

[ Who cares about the science of it, honestly! Josuke's never cared about science and he's not about to start now. The main thing taking his attention right now is how cute and fluffy his best pal is. He's scratching the little ears eagerly, then rubbing at the fur on his neck and chest. It's not gay if his best friend is half-animal ... ]

The fur's pretty nice to touch ...