third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

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Comments

holy christ help me

[grilletto]

GUIDO MISTA, 19

MAKES SURE WE EAT!! HAT!!!!!! LETS US PLAY WITH BULLETS!! YELLS AT NUMBER 3!!!! ONCE HE HAD BOOBS!! HAS A FRIEND THAT BOUGHT US A HOUSE!!! IF YOU MOONLACE WITH HIM WE GET TO LIVE, WITHOUT ENOUGH CHROMA WE WON'T EXIST. WE NEED A NEW BATHTUB FOR THE HOUSE. HIS NAME IS MISTAAAA AND HE HAS A GUN. HE ALMOST DIED A FEW TIMES. IS THAT IT?? YEEHAW!! 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7

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[ note: this was a post written by his stand, Sex Pistols, they are little gremlins but they meant well. if your character can see the little shit in the corner, by all means say something but if they don't believe in auras and/or spirits they probably can't see him. shrug. idk. let's go wild. ]

[nipzips]

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[ Seeing a post that was put up by a stand is so freaky but not as concerning as a lot of what he's reading right now. ]

hey there little ... guys ...... what happened to the bathtub?

uh. he had boobs?

[ Mista almost dying a few times doesn't concern him as much though. That's somehow expected. ]

[grilletto]

3 TRIED TO DROWN 5
MISTA TOOK THE BATHTUB

MISTA WAS TRISH AND TRISH WAS MISTA!

[nipzips]

[ wow he sure is texting a stand right now ]

what the fuck?? 3 you better stop that shit no wonder he took the bathtub

okay? i'm guessing trish is a friend of his ... or he became a girl named trish

[grilletto]

3 SHOVED HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!

TRISH. FROM THE PARTY. SHE WAS THERE. SHE WAS THE PINK ONE!

1/

[nipzips]

what the hell???? is he okay????

DO I NEED TO COME OVER

[nipzips]

wait, i'm such a fucking dumbass

you guys can fly and it's not even a real window

done

[nipzips]

but tell 3 to quit that shit or i'm telling on him when mista wakes up

so that was trish huh? guess some stand must've switched their bodies back then or whatever

[getstoned]

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i love that the pizza has made a return appearance

[grilletto]

JOLYNE!!!!

MISTA LOVES PIZZA.

[getstoned]

yeah? is it just his favourite? or is it yours too?

you should order pizza if he's not paying attention to you right now.

[grilletto]

MISTA LIKES BEANS FROM TUSCANY.

WE ORDERED SALAMI.

[getstoned]

that's very specific, i don't think i expected anything less from him tbh

oh nice, going straight for your favourite part of the pizza. but i think that's more expensive and endangering your chroma levels, isn't it?

[goingsoft]

[ Well on the one hand she can't NOT respond. But on the other responding means having to give him a rating of some sort and that comes with baggage either way so- ]

⭐ 3.33 (1 Review)

Cleanliness ●●◌◌◌
Communication ●●●◌◌
Check-In ◌◌◌◌◌
Accuracy ●●●●●
Location ●●●●●
Value ●●●●●

Stayed here briefly. Check-in was a nightmare and check-out was worse. Not well-maintained but very comfortable. Excellent views of the Colosseum. Can't beat a price of 'free'.

Communication would have been higher but I had to dock a point for personal reasons.

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[grilletto]

FOR PERSONAL REASONS??

[goingsoft]

Because you were communicating things about my underwear!

[ Also the other reason but. You know. She's not gonna voice that people might think she's weird about numbers as well. ]

[grilletto]

look
i swear i only talked about your underwear with abbacchio one time

[teaserving]

look at you guys trying to take care of him
are you out of chroma again?

[grilletto]

WE BOUGHT DINNER!!

[teaserving]

i'll take that as a yes
try not to spend all of his cash you little brats
and i'll drop off some snacks

[grilletto]

IT'S A WHOLE BOX OF SALAMI!!
MISTA IS GOING TO BE SURPRISED!!
THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE.

[torsion]

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Sure is a hat, yeah.

[grilletto]

HE KEEPS BULLETS IN IT!!!!!

[torsion]

What kind of gun does he use?
If it's a nice one, we can be friends. :)

[ That's probably not what this app is for. ]

[grilletto]

[ if it's not for making friends with guns, then what good is it?? ]

IT'S A REVOLVER!!
MISTA NEEDS FRIENDS