prismatica | third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

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i love that the pizza has made a return appearance

JOLYNE!!!!

MISTA LOVES PIZZA.

yeah? is it just his favourite? or is it yours too?

you should order pizza if he's not paying attention to you right now.

MISTA LIKES BEANS FROM TUSCANY.

WE ORDERED SALAMI.

that's very specific, i don't think i expected anything less from him tbh

oh nice, going straight for your favourite part of the pizza. but i think that's more expensive and endangering your chroma levels, isn't it?

WE SPENT ALL THE CHROMA.

MISTA NEEDS MORE.

oh shit

umm... i'll send over some chroma, but you guys need to get more saucy pics of him up to get people to moonlace with him

THE PIZZA HAS SAUCE!!!!!!

it does, but he doesn't make the pizza so that's not enough to get people to come over

you need more body shots my dudes

BODY SHOTS? LIKE THE LAST ONE?

just like those, if you get more shots like that you can get him more attention

great
thanks for the fucking help

good morning sunshine

why the fuck did you tell them
more body shots??

i was just helping out, besides it sounds as if they just spent all your chroma

from the look of it
your help included encouraging them to order a pizza

i was gonna send you the chroma to cover it, it seemed like they might be hungry since they posted the pizza again

i’m not sure
but i think they were trying to be funny

aww they're cute i like them

stop it
you're just gonna encourage them again

they were just trying to help out for yours, and by extension, their benefit. isn’t that what stands do?

besides, it’s pretty neat they’re sentient. it reminds me of foo fighters, they have a lot of personality and thoughts that they’re just ready to put out there.

YEAH BUT DID FOO FIGHTERS SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY?!

no because she wasn't my stand???
we just had to keep people away from her fuckin' cup of water

guarding a cup of water isn't the same as having to lock down your bank account!

she would go apeshit if she thought anyone was trying to take her cup of water
kinda like how chroma is for us and our stands
that's what it was for her
like she needed that shit to stay alive

sometimes it just be like that with sentient stands
they're all about self-preservation

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