third ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

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( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe your chroma's a little low after all that holiday shopping and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

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Comments

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Is this another prank of a profile...? It ended up so unfortunate!

But I'm still here for the coffee.

[coasts]

huh
whats unfortunate about it

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It started as a description of one person and turned into an advertisement of another; that's hardly fair, I'd think.

What if I was looking for... ( Give her a sec she has to look at the profile again and have a little laugh. ) "Someone so ripped it'd blow my mind"?

[coasts]

seriously?
could hook u up i guess

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Well, not quite.
I just thought the person in the images was handsome and has a kind look in his eyes.
Whether that is you or someone you're trying to assist in this place I can't quite say.
I can always blame it on the moon for making me bolder than I would usually already be.

[coasts]

far from it
my hairs longer and its white and i look a lot more badass than this guy

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Is that so?
And where is your profile, exactly?
I can't say I've come across anyone fitting that description yet in my swiping.

[coasts]

i dont got one

[ But his friend made a fake account for him, so that's nice :T ]

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No? Not even a terrible automated one?
That's a shame! Now I'm quite curious.
Though I suppose if I scour enough cafes, it sounds as though I may come across you eventually, hmm?
I do love coffee. It's part of the job description.

[coasts]

its called the right blend and its close to the academy
but youll probably find me in other places
aint like work is my life and all
maybe try hunting me down

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...Oh!
That was the name of the cafe! I'd thought it an idle remark, I apologize.
Well, I'll still try the cafe first, just for the temptation of a perfect cup of coffee.
I simply can't resist. ♥

Where else do you like to spend your time?
With such a scant description, I'd have no hope of finding you in a crowd just wandering about Lunatia, you know.

[coasts]

uh
nothing fun

[ He visits an orphanage and helps out there... Totally a secret. ]

get into fights
beat people up
yell at cops
the usual

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( wtf thAT'S THE BEST PART!!! she's a war orphan herself, she'd appreciate the touch, ok. )

You're right, that certainly isn't anything fun.
What did the cops do to deserve you yelling at them?
And do you usually win all your fights, or should I keep an eye out for tall pale and presumably handsome to roll into my clinic here and there?

[coasts]

uh
some people are idiots so i fight em
its worse when its sanguis
and then the cops arrest me for destroying shit when im just giving people what they deserve
its messed up

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Idiots how?
But I see your point with Sanguis especially; I've been lucky so far not to experience any of the aggression in typical ways...

It sounds like you need a proper hideout instead of getting yourself arrested.
That or leave the suppression of Sanguis to the Moon Knights.
Shouldn't that be their job?

[coasts]

like those drunks who take advantage of other people just bc they have money or are stronger or whatever
bastards like those need to be taught a lesson
its fine i dont need a hideout
they just put me in a cell for a night and im out the next day
nothin bad
moon knights cant do shit just bc someones being an asshole so i gotta do it for em
they owe me

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I'll pretend I didn't hear that, as a doctor, but I will let you in on a little secret.
I tend to have better food laying around that I'd cooked at home than most police stations. 😉

In case you ever change your mind on the sanctuary.
Call it my subtle way of thanking you for your "service", because I can't help but agree a little bit, that those sorts need to be taught a lesson.

[coasts]

i cant get arrested by doctors though

[ I'm so sorry he's dumb... ]

good foods great though
do you cook alien meat

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I don't intend on arresting you, don't worry.
Just to keep you out of jail with a bribe of better food.

( it's ok she's laughin, there's definitely something lost in translation between the two of them. )

Oh— I suppose? It's all alien meat, isn't it. I hadn't really considered. They've named some of it the same for us since a lot of common animals exist... chickens and cows and pigs and dogs and cats, as well as plenty of others in the Groves.

[coasts]

oh
well i wont say no if youre inviting me

[ It's only polite to not refuse an offer!! Especially from a woman. ]

yeah
chicken and pork and beefs good... riou cooks a lotta crazy stuff like tarantulas and raccoons
😒

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I'm inviting you. 🤭

—Wait, tarantula and raccoon?
I've certainly tried some different foods, but I'm not sure about that.
Especially the tarantulas.

[coasts]

it was good and all
then riou had to tell us what we were eating
then i just wanted to throw up

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I don't think I could imagine spiders ever tasting good. They aren't exactly... meaty. Just sort of—
Well. I don't want to make you ill again remembering it! But let's just say I relate to the experience.

I'll be sure to bring something tasty to make up for the foul memories, honest.
Presuming you like croissants...?

[coasts]

i aint gonna complain about food
theres a shitton of people homeless and hungry
ill take what youre offering whether i like it or not
but i do
bread is good

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That is certainly true enough, but people can't always control their taste buds.
Still, I'm glad croissants are a favorable choice all the same.
I hope I'll get to see you soon, nameless white-haired stranger.