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prismatica2019-12-05 05:36 pm
angelshot) wrote in prismatica2019-12-05 05:36 pm
Video | UN: pumpaction
Yo. What's up, my nerdlings?
[ Oh look, it's the resident pain in the ass, looking incredibly bored as usual minus some new Dragon-y qualities. Don't mind the horns or scales, it's perfectly mundane. What's a little less mundane is the massive pile of ladies underwear haphazardly dumped on her bed beside her, or the fact she's twirling an expensive looking red number around a finger. ]
So get this. Found a shop that was having a massive sale on top of the line puss purses, right? Like, "blowout bonanza everything must go" kind of thing. Probably a holiday cash grab.
Anyway.
Turns out they were full of shit, because these fucking suck. Check this out -
[ One twirl, two twirls, and -- SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER those classy panties are suddenly a gun!
Which is all well and good, except for when she goes to rack the slide back, there's an audible 'twang' and the thing more or less disintegrates into springs and screws and various gun parts in her hands. ]
- "quality lingerie", my ass!
[ Gun? Tossed somewhere behind her out of frame, complete with the comical metallic crashing of bits going everywhere. There must be a pretty sizable reject pile with that amount of noise.
One down, a billion to go. Panty reaches for another pair to run through the usual Backlace quality control checklist. ]
If you plan to buy your girlfriend some fancy bra and thong combo for Christmas, take my advice: don't. It'll be an even bigger disappointment than your performance in the sack.
[ Oh look, it's the resident pain in the ass, looking incredibly bored as usual minus some new Dragon-y qualities. Don't mind the horns or scales, it's perfectly mundane. What's a little less mundane is the massive pile of ladies underwear haphazardly dumped on her bed beside her, or the fact she's twirling an expensive looking red number around a finger. ]
So get this. Found a shop that was having a massive sale on top of the line puss purses, right? Like, "blowout bonanza everything must go" kind of thing. Probably a holiday cash grab.
Anyway.
Turns out they were full of shit, because these fucking suck. Check this out -
[ One twirl, two twirls, and -- SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER those classy panties are suddenly a gun!
Which is all well and good, except for when she goes to rack the slide back, there's an audible 'twang' and the thing more or less disintegrates into springs and screws and various gun parts in her hands. ]
- "quality lingerie", my ass!
[ Gun? Tossed somewhere behind her out of frame, complete with the comical metallic crashing of bits going everywhere. There must be a pretty sizable reject pile with that amount of noise.
One down, a billion to go. Panty reaches for another pair to run through the usual Backlace quality control checklist. ]
If you plan to buy your girlfriend some fancy bra and thong combo for Christmas, take my advice: don't. It'll be an even bigger disappointment than your performance in the sack.
video | un: demonchef
[He was originally more focused on that... very odd phrase than the pile of panties, but the fact that she just turned one into a gun - albeit a now broken one - kind of takes precedent for someone who has never seen that before.]
WHOA! How'd you do that?!
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[ Panty glances down at the newest pair of underwear she's about to put through the wringer (black with pink lace this time), thinks hard about how to explain the ~ long and arduous ~ process of how heavenly weapons work, and eventually settles for making a "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" noise.
So helpful, Panty. Great job. ]
You just... grab a pair and make it into a gun? It's easy.
[ #restofthefuckingowl ]
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That's... not somethin' I can do. That's not somethin' I've seen anyone do.
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Yup, pretty much just an angel or demon thing.
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Whaaaat. Nuhn! I'mma demon and I can't do that!
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Guess you're just a pretty garbage demon, then.
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No, I'm just new to it! Still. Kinda.
... i-it's not like there's any other half demons around to teach me shit!
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[ BRUH that doesn't make it better! ]
Wow, that's gonna suck for you. Shitty Demon reputation with none of the "perks".
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I have plenty of perks! Just not that one. What kinda demon does that make you, anyway?
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[ Oooooooooooooooooooh she offended as heck. Don't call her a Demon, that's slander! ]
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W-well I didn't know that! You're the one who said angels and demons! And you're judgin' me for not bein' able to do somethin' without even bein' the same as me!