Video | UN: pumpaction

[angelshot]

Yo. What's up, my nerdlings?

[ Oh look, it's the resident pain in the ass, looking incredibly bored as usual minus some new Dragon-y qualities. Don't mind the horns or scales, it's perfectly mundane. What's a little less mundane is the massive pile of ladies underwear haphazardly dumped on her bed beside her, or the fact she's twirling an expensive looking red number around a finger. ]

So get this. Found a shop that was having a massive sale on top of the line puss purses, right? Like, "blowout bonanza everything must go" kind of thing. Probably a holiday cash grab.

Anyway.

Turns out they were full of shit, because these fucking suck. Check this out -

[ One twirl, two twirls, and -- SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER those classy panties are suddenly a gun!
Which is all well and good, except for when she goes to rack the slide back, there's an audible 'twang' and the thing more or less disintegrates into springs and screws and various gun parts in her hands. ]

- "quality lingerie", my ass!

[ Gun? Tossed somewhere behind her out of frame, complete with the comical metallic crashing of bits going everywhere. There must be a pretty sizable reject pile with that amount of noise.
One down, a billion to go. Panty reaches for another pair to run through the usual Backlace quality control checklist. ]

If you plan to buy your girlfriend some fancy bra and thong combo for Christmas, take my advice: don't. It'll be an even bigger disappointment than your performance in the sack.

Comments

video | un: lightning

[lightningruins]

Disappointing, or easy to tear off?

video

[loungelizard]

Oh, that's a neat party trick!

[He usually considers negging below him, but...in his defense, she did kind of kill him.]

video | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

"Puss purs--"

[He was originally more focused on that... very odd phrase than the pile of panties, but the fact that she just turned one into a gun - albeit a now broken one - kind of takes precedent for someone who has never seen that before.]

WHOA! How'd you do that?!

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

god damn it
i have some returns to make

i mean also fucking neat you turned panties into a gun but more importantly i fucking wasted my time and money

[Video]

[sheisthewind]

That's an interesting power. So the quality of the garment affects the quality of the weapon you can make?

audio | un: simonprime

[theseuschip]

You wear them and also turn them into guns? I mean... what? Why lingerie?

text | un: Оцелотовая Хватка

[ocelthot]

->buying on sale
->not buying custom work

I think I see your problem.

Video; UN:revolving

[m19_lover]

[Who cares about cheap underwear when...]

H-How did you do that?? [Jigen is far more surprised and interested on how she turned underwear into a gun.]