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prismatica2019-12-05 05:36 pm
angelshot) wrote in prismatica2019-12-05 05:36 pm
Video | UN: pumpaction
Yo. What's up, my nerdlings?
[ Oh look, it's the resident pain in the ass, looking incredibly bored as usual minus some new Dragon-y qualities. Don't mind the horns or scales, it's perfectly mundane. What's a little less mundane is the massive pile of ladies underwear haphazardly dumped on her bed beside her, or the fact she's twirling an expensive looking red number around a finger. ]
So get this. Found a shop that was having a massive sale on top of the line puss purses, right? Like, "blowout bonanza everything must go" kind of thing. Probably a holiday cash grab.
Anyway.
Turns out they were full of shit, because these fucking suck. Check this out -
[ One twirl, two twirls, and -- SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER those classy panties are suddenly a gun!
Which is all well and good, except for when she goes to rack the slide back, there's an audible 'twang' and the thing more or less disintegrates into springs and screws and various gun parts in her hands. ]
- "quality lingerie", my ass!
[ Gun? Tossed somewhere behind her out of frame, complete with the comical metallic crashing of bits going everywhere. There must be a pretty sizable reject pile with that amount of noise.
One down, a billion to go. Panty reaches for another pair to run through the usual Backlace quality control checklist. ]
If you plan to buy your girlfriend some fancy bra and thong combo for Christmas, take my advice: don't. It'll be an even bigger disappointment than your performance in the sack.
[ Oh look, it's the resident pain in the ass, looking incredibly bored as usual minus some new Dragon-y qualities. Don't mind the horns or scales, it's perfectly mundane. What's a little less mundane is the massive pile of ladies underwear haphazardly dumped on her bed beside her, or the fact she's twirling an expensive looking red number around a finger. ]
So get this. Found a shop that was having a massive sale on top of the line puss purses, right? Like, "blowout bonanza everything must go" kind of thing. Probably a holiday cash grab.
Anyway.
Turns out they were full of shit, because these fucking suck. Check this out -
[ One twirl, two twirls, and -- SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER those classy panties are suddenly a gun!
Which is all well and good, except for when she goes to rack the slide back, there's an audible 'twang' and the thing more or less disintegrates into springs and screws and various gun parts in her hands. ]
- "quality lingerie", my ass!
[ Gun? Tossed somewhere behind her out of frame, complete with the comical metallic crashing of bits going everywhere. There must be a pretty sizable reject pile with that amount of noise.
One down, a billion to go. Panty reaches for another pair to run through the usual Backlace quality control checklist. ]
If you plan to buy your girlfriend some fancy bra and thong combo for Christmas, take my advice: don't. It'll be an even bigger disappointment than your performance in the sack.
no subject
If the quality and style of the lingerie determines the quality and model of the gun, why wouldn't you order something custom to determine exactly what you create with it?
no subject
quality = quality
style =/= type of gun
custom digs would just hold up to punishment longer thats all
hardly worth the chunk of cash it costs
no subject
I admit the only woman I knew who gave a single flying fuck about lingerie liked to order custom just to put that on client's expense reports.
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It's one banana, Michael, What could it cost? $10?]no subject
smart girl
she knew what was up
no subject
Really anyone who wants a discrete and professional murder performed should buy you something nice in addition to the paycheck.
no subject
ill get a few decent pistols out of this crap heap itll just take time to sort through all the useless shit first
murder who said anything about murder
i would never
:)