Voice

[loungelizard]

Good afternoon Lunatia! ♪

[Hopefully you were sitting when you opened this audio message, because the brunt of this undiluted cheerfulness would've knocked you on your ass.]

Since I've found my hands... preoccupied, and there's nothing that interesting on TV... I have a question for anyone who wants to talk:

What's the craziest thing that has happened to you before, after, or during sex?

Comments

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Ask me something else.

1/2

[loungelizard]

Hmmmmmm...

2/2

[loungelizard]

No.

Now, don't get me wrong. On a normal day I'm more than happy to talk about what the ladies want to talk about!

But right now, we talk about what Larry Laffer wants to talk about. That's the rules for today.

awkward public confession mmmm

[torsion]

I haven't had sex here.
I was a POW for almost four years prior.
There you go. There's your "rules".

[ Hey, he's the one that needed to know. There he goes. Enjoy that Suffering. ]

You wanna know how I hurt others?
Feel free to ask.

hoh boy

[loungelizard]

Just because I asked didn't mean you had to answer.

Uh...nah. I don't, actually. I'm good.

INDEED

[torsion]

Yeah.
That's what I thought.

[loungelizard]

[What the hell, Jill?

Larry doesn't respond. He's a little miffed that she brought down the mood.]

[torsion]

[ YEAH THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART... ]