Voice

[loungelizard]

Good afternoon Lunatia! ♪

[Hopefully you were sitting when you opened this audio message, because the brunt of this undiluted cheerfulness would've knocked you on your ass.]

Since I've found my hands... preoccupied, and there's nothing that interesting on TV... I have a question for anyone who wants to talk:

What's the craziest thing that has happened to you before, after, or during sex?

Comments

[torsion]

I'm sorry, Leone.
It's killing me. I don't know how to deal with it.
All I can do is let you go.
Please forgive me.

[ This melodramatic liar!! ]

[teaserving]

i dont know how i'll ever get by
knowing you aren't there anymore
shit

[torsion]

I guess you just get puked on.
And I don't
fucking curbstomp the shitheads.

[teaserving]

ha!

ok but seriously "best friend" that kinda stands out to me

[torsion]

Well, that's just silly.
It's not you. I have plenty of friends, you know!

[ Jill does not. ]

[teaserving]

well you are pretty likable

[he'd believe it, jill's cool?!]

[torsion]

Well, shit.
Wasn't prepared for that counter-attack.
Guess I've got two whole friends, huh.

[teaserving]

wait seriously just two??
c'mon even i have more than that
and i'm an asshole

[torsion]

Well, yeah?
You and the guy who posted this thing.
Right?
Didn't think it was that weird...

[teaserving]

it's kinda weird
but only because i think you're not a shitty person
and
you know

[torsion]

Guess I'm not shitty.
Doesn't mean I have sexual escapades that are swell, though.

[teaserving]

you don't need to have ridiculous sex adventures to have friends you know
just saying
not really a prerequisite

but uh
for the record
you're my friend too
and im shitty at this
so
there you go

[torsion]

Of course not.
Just... always too busy to really form friendships back home.
Plane to bus to train to car to boat. Too busy.
Partner's not here.

Thanks.
Don't got a lot of friends, you know.
So
You know
Lame, but means a lot.
I get that I don't got much to offer. And I'm not all that likable. So
It really does.
Thank you.

[teaserving]

travel a bunch huh
before now i never even left italy
but that makes sense

fuck you, you got plenty to offer
and im sure im not the only one who thinks so
trust me of the two of us i'm fucking awful

[torsion]

Part of being a member of an NGO, especially one of the early members.

Yeah, yeah.
Puns and and noogies and baseball caps.
I don't wear make-up. No compromise in appearance, in dress, in personality. All work.
Peas in a pod, Leone.

[teaserving]

well, now you have nothing but time to be a pain in the ass to others
so congrats

damn right
and hey to my credit i was wearing nothing but a police uniform for a couple of years
it's all fashion freedom for me for the past year or so

[torsion]

I'm sure you were cute.
Anyway, don't wanna be a buzzkill.
You guys have fun. ;)

[teaserving]

oh yeah that's me
im real adorable like a teddy bear

you're not.
just
wanna say that much

[torsion]

Christ.
You're laying it on heavy. Heh.
Either way
thanks

[teaserving]

fuck you it's the christmas spirit
yeah yeah

[torsion]

Really know how to cheer up a gal.
Thanks, Leone.