Voice

[loungelizard]

Good afternoon Lunatia! ♪

[Hopefully you were sitting when you opened this audio message, because the brunt of this undiluted cheerfulness would've knocked you on your ass.]

Since I've found my hands... preoccupied, and there's nothing that interesting on TV... I have a question for anyone who wants to talk:

What's the craziest thing that has happened to you before, after, or during sex?

Comments

[loungelizard]

[Well, the good news is that if there's only one instance of it, it's simultaneously the craziest and the tamest...]

Why, crafting, of course!

[The distinct SNIP! SNIP! of a pair of shears is heard. They're a damn good pair, if the swish of the close and the crisp snap at the end is any indication.]

[riptidequeen]

[At least his answer wasn't something perverted, which Lapis' player realized could have been the answer!!]

... You do art then? Or do crafts count as something else?

[loungelizard]

[If he was masturbating his mental attention would definitely be somewhere else.]

...Huh! Y'know, I didn't think of it as art before, but I can't think of a reason why it wouldn't be.

[riptidequeen]

[One can never know with this place!]

Neither can I. So what are you making?

[It's all voice so she can't even try to peer at her device and hope to get a glimpse of it.]

[loungelizard]

It's a secret! ♪

[And that's why it's voice.]

[riptidequeen]

Oh, come on. That's a cop-out answer.

[Don't make her start guessing here.]

[loungelizard]

[Larry hesitates.]

N-No, I-I mean it. It's one part of a big project and I want it to be a big reveal when it's done.

[riptidequeen]

[Wow Larry. But... Lapis kind of gets it now that he semi-explained it.]

Oh, well... You could have said that first.

[loungelizard]

I...thought it was implied? I'm sorry.

[He didn't want to come off as defensive right off the bat, man!]

[riptidequeen]

[Aw, she didn't want to make him feel bad about it being a secret or anything like that!]

It's okay, you don't have to apologize. I was just curious.

[loungelizard]

[Larry giggles.]

You'll get to see it soon. I promise!

[riptidequeen]

I'll hold you to that then, Larry.