Voice

[loungelizard]

Good afternoon Lunatia! ♪

[Hopefully you were sitting when you opened this audio message, because the brunt of this undiluted cheerfulness would've knocked you on your ass.]

Since I've found my hands... preoccupied, and there's nothing that interesting on TV... I have a question for anyone who wants to talk:

What's the craziest thing that has happened to you before, after, or during sex?

Comments

[teaserving]

all right you got it man

[and he's not fucking around, he sends larry a dick pic. it's about the size one might expect of a man over six feet tall. lorge. and the curtains match the drapes, so to speak

at least he's nice enough to give a thumbs up in the picture]

[loungelizard]

[Wow. He really sure did follow through with that. Yep, that's one big dick. Like the kind of specimen you only find in porn big.]

Are you kidding? You'll shoot your eye out with that thing!

[Ha ha, seasonally appropriate references! This is an okay thing to say, right? This isn't, you know, weird? Right? He's trying so hard to play it off like it is.]

[teaserving]

im significantly more likely to poke someone else's eye out
not that im trying

[loungelizard]

You've already choked someone. It's only a matter of time before your crimes escalate!

[The lighthearted teasing in his voice is obvious.]