[text] un: nya777

[chronicgambler]

[It's early evening. You, a responsible member of society, have finished many of your daily tasks and decided to go on your favorite website, Preddit. Let's browse the top posts for the day...

Ah, these two posts by user nya777 seem to be doing well!]

p/ripbykitty

SAvAgE pAnthEr AttAcks InnOcEnt sLEEpIng AUthOr!



⬆77⬇ 🗨7

[ooc; Pretend like that's a photo and not art, okay. That photograph of a man with a cat asleep just really entirely directly on his face is definitely not a savage attack, and is definitely cute.]

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p/wildanimals



majestic beast at rest following devastating attack on small village!!

[And it's followed by a picture of said kitten toddling through a house of cards and knocking it down.]

⬆70⬇ 🗨17

[ooc; All replies will be from SUPER SECRET USER nya777 unless otherwise stated. He's been posting a lot of cats and is all over the cat related boards. Thanks to Hifumi and Megumi's players for art contributions, y'all are the real MVPs. uwu]

Comments

[byleth]

Truly. I admire your fortitude.
Have you considered other forms of training, or is stealth your main attribute?

[chronicgambler]

Luck is my only stat worth knowing!
Maybe I should try some interval training or something so I can outrun him when he gets big.

[byleth]

Endurance can be useful in and out of combat as well as agility.
Is that the only area you wish to improve?

[chronicgambler]

I'm already good at my job so what else do I need?
Unless you got something cool and lion-taming-relevant?

[byleth]

I might. I offer many types of training.
I suggest wyvern riding if you have that much affinity for taming beasts.

[chronicgambler]

WTF is a wyvern and how do I get one because it sounds badass....

[byleth]

It's close to a dragon, only it has a pair of wings and a single pair of legs instead of two pairs.
I don't know where we would acquire one here, but if you wait for the Sanguis moon, you are welcome to practice with me as your mount.

[chronicgambler]

Holy shit that is badass.

Wait you turn into one on Sanguis? I'm gonna learn how to ride a dragon?? Holy shit!!!!!!

[byleth]

I do.
I haven't been ridden yet, so it's good practice for me, too.

We'll begin your lessons promptly next month.