[text] un: nya777

[chronicgambler]

[It's early evening. You, a responsible member of society, have finished many of your daily tasks and decided to go on your favorite website, Preddit. Let's browse the top posts for the day...

Ah, these two posts by user nya777 seem to be doing well!]

p/ripbykitty

SAvAgE pAnthEr AttAcks InnOcEnt sLEEpIng AUthOr!



⬆77⬇ 🗨7

[ooc; Pretend like that's a photo and not art, okay. That photograph of a man with a cat asleep just really entirely directly on his face is definitely not a savage attack, and is definitely cute.]

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p/wildanimals



majestic beast at rest following devastating attack on small village!!

[And it's followed by a picture of said kitten toddling through a house of cards and knocking it down.]

⬆70⬇ 🗨17

[ooc; All replies will be from SUPER SECRET USER nya777 unless otherwise stated. He's been posting a lot of cats and is all over the cat related boards. Thanks to Hifumi and Megumi's players for art contributions, y'all are the real MVPs. uwu]

Comments

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

i think you mean savagely cute

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[chronicgambler]

the guy or the cat

:3

[satanslash]

honestly?

both

its an adorable picture all over

[chronicgambler]

mte they're both pawsitively amazing!!

text; un: byleth

[byleth]

[ ...Cute. Should he play along? ]

How did you get the mane on the lion without getting scratched?

[chronicgambler]

i have years of experience living among lion kind and they are nice to me!!!

[byleth]

[ Play along it is. ]

I see. You are brave to handle such a ferocious beast.
Where can I find manes like that?

For my own house lions.

[chronicgambler]

I'm the bravest! He's got sharp little claws!

I got a pack of 3 at Daizo. It came with bunny ears and a chicken hat too.

text p/ripbykitty; un: smoothrhymes

[whosaysdajare]

⬆78
hahaha how unFURtunate

[chronicgambler]

wwwwwww purrfect

« text » un: blaiddyd

[reprising]

[ Okay this is actually making him laugh, because he finds the silliest things funny!! ]

That poor man, attacked by a beast like that. On the other hand, it may mean a better rest... for the cat.

[chronicgambler]

authorities report the author is alive and recovering but the cat is still in charge so a worse fate may await him

[reprising]

That makes it quite the furmidable opponent. It might make it difficult to pawdon.

[ He tried. ]

text; p/ripbykitty

[champagnetower]

Wowow!
That is the most furocious thing I've ever seen!!
I will purrray for him!!
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[chronicgambler]

thank you he will accept your tribute as a subject of his royal highness Prince Lucky Starlight

text; un: phantom p/wild animals 1/2

[yumenope]

( why... is??? like this???????? )

The authorities ought to be called.

2/3 (i lied) un: phantom, p/ripbykitty

[yumenope]

The eyes are quite haunting. They truly pierce the soul. A shapeshifter, I’d bet.

3/3 private text to dice

[yumenope]

Clever jokes aside, when did you take that?

( he’s not mad he’s just!!! kind of amused and charmed? weirdly???? that dice takes pictures of him? ever? that he WANTS a picture of him? what is this feeling. )

uh oh dice thinks he's in trouble

[chronicgambler]

the other morning u were asleep when i got home and cat was on ur face so i took a pic bc u looked happy

sorry

text; un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

I always knew cats were up to no good. 😹

[chronicgambler]

Cats are just doing their best but their best is kinda scary...

[boobytraps]

I'm half-tempted to get one, myself.

un: dawnkey

[oncebrokenway]

Wow. Ferocious.

[chronicgambler]

dont u mean

furocious?

[oncebrokenway]

Well, now I do.