[text] un: nya777

[chronicgambler]

[It's early evening. You, a responsible member of society, have finished many of your daily tasks and decided to go on your favorite website, Preddit. Let's browse the top posts for the day...

Ah, these two posts by user nya777 seem to be doing well!]

p/ripbykitty

SAvAgE pAnthEr AttAcks InnOcEnt sLEEpIng AUthOr!



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[ooc; Pretend like that's a photo and not art, okay. That photograph of a man with a cat asleep just really entirely directly on his face is definitely not a savage attack, and is definitely cute.]

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p/wildanimals



majestic beast at rest following devastating attack on small village!!

[And it's followed by a picture of said kitten toddling through a house of cards and knocking it down.]

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[ooc; All replies will be from SUPER SECRET USER nya777 unless otherwise stated. He's been posting a lot of cats and is all over the cat related boards. Thanks to Hifumi and Megumi's players for art contributions, y'all are the real MVPs. uwu]

Comments

[chronicgambler]

with proper pawticipation of the local authorities we won't have a catastrophe!

[reprising]

I suppose it's a good cattitude to have.

I'm glad casualties were kept to a mewnimum for the victim. Though it might be an experience they won't soon furget.

dice is dying laughing

[chronicgambler]

I'm pawsitive everyone will recover and we can purrvent this from happening again.

He deserves all the laughs!! Dimitri is dying too...

[reprising]

As long as there aren't any copycat incidents, the future will be furrtastic.

I haven't laughed quite this much since getting here.

dimitri needs the laughs

[chronicgambler]

Hey, glad I could deliver! I got more cute cat pics if you need em.

Just seems like sometimes things get really serious around here and I gotta keep it wild. Even if Cat there is usually pretty tame, she really likes to try to suffocate him. Is that a house cat thing? Street cats don't do that at all.

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[reprising]

I've shown this "post" of yours to Ephraim and Eirika— my own cats here.

They do that a lot to myself and my beloved, Byleth. It seems as though they just enjoy the warmth of our faces. Perhaps it makes them think we're purring, too. Is that cat really called "Cat"?

[chronicgambler]

You got two? Those are cute names.

Yeah! My boyfriend named her before I got here. I guess he doesn't like to mess around when he's naming pets!!! We also have a little orange guy I rescued, and his name is Prince.