[text] un: nya777

[chronicgambler]

[It's early evening. You, a responsible member of society, have finished many of your daily tasks and decided to go on your favorite website, Preddit. Let's browse the top posts for the day...

Ah, these two posts by user nya777 seem to be doing well!]

p/ripbykitty

SAvAgE pAnthEr AttAcks InnOcEnt sLEEpIng AUthOr!



⬆77⬇ 🗨7

[ooc; Pretend like that's a photo and not art, okay. That photograph of a man with a cat asleep just really entirely directly on his face is definitely not a savage attack, and is definitely cute.]

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p/wildanimals



majestic beast at rest following devastating attack on small village!!

[And it's followed by a picture of said kitten toddling through a house of cards and knocking it down.]

⬆70⬇ 🗨17

[ooc; All replies will be from SUPER SECRET USER nya777 unless otherwise stated. He's been posting a lot of cats and is all over the cat related boards. Thanks to Hifumi and Megumi's players for art contributions, y'all are the real MVPs. uwu]

Comments

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

i think you mean savagely cute

text; un: byleth

[byleth]

[ ...Cute. Should he play along? ]

How did you get the mane on the lion without getting scratched?

text p/ripbykitty; un: smoothrhymes

[whosaysdajare]

⬆78
hahaha how unFURtunate

« text » un: blaiddyd

[reprising]

[ Okay this is actually making him laugh, because he finds the silliest things funny!! ]

That poor man, attacked by a beast like that. On the other hand, it may mean a better rest... for the cat.

text; p/ripbykitty

[champagnetower]

Wowow!
That is the most furocious thing I've ever seen!!
I will purrray for him!!
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

text; un: phantom p/wild animals 1/2

[yumenope]

( why... is??? like this???????? )

The authorities ought to be called.

text; un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

I always knew cats were up to no good. 😹

un: dawnkey

[oncebrokenway]

Wow. Ferocious.