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Estinien Varlineau ([personal profile] dragonfall) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-05-01 06:02 pm
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I have a box of hair.

If you desire such a thing, it's free. You only need pick it up.

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heavyhitter: (got my funny face painted on)

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[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-01 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
oh christ what’d you do to get it
dragonfall: (4)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-01 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I grew it.
heavyhitter: just to make a point i can't prove (shoot myself in the foot)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, likely story
we got a serial killer on our hands
dragonfall: (25)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't killed anyone here.
heavyhitter: see you next tuesday (you call me up and had the nerve to say)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-01 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
brought your creepy hair trophies from home huh
sick
dragonfall: (31)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-01 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No!

It's my hair.
heavyhitter: (can't get your way so you're sulking)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-01 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
prove it
dragonfall: (98)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-01 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ For twenty frustrating minutes, it looks like he's not going to prove it.

Then he figures out the camera. Ramir gets two pictures: him, with his head like a haystack, all his white hair freshly shorn, and a printer box full of even more white hair. More than six feet of it. ]

It's my hair, blast it.
heavyhitter: you traded me away long gone (with a shower of yeahs and whatevers)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-01 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck did you do
were you a bigfoot before now
dragonfall: (185)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-01 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Was I what?

No.

This swivving Moonblessing keeps causing my hair to grow.
heavyhitter: (better practice your scream)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god you got to OPEN WITH THAT SHIT
dragonfall: (112)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-01 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's no one else's business.
heavyhitter: (hands off the studs ok)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-01 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
come on you offer a box of hair to an open network and you make it everyone’s business
dragonfall: (202)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-01 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very knowledgeable on the etiquette of selling hair.

Very well.

I will mention it next time.
heavyhitter: sneakers, pumps, or lace up your boots (get your killer heels)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-01 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
no i just know how fucking weird people can be
btw anyone actually takes you up on that, don’t ask the details. you won’t wanna know them, probably
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[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-01 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

If you know of a better method for disposing of this, I would hear it. This is likely going to be a necessity every month and it does not fit in my meager garbage bin.
heavyhitter: see you next tuesday (you call me up and had the nerve to say)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-01 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
do you knit
dragonfall: (4)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-01 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

Should I find someone who does.
heavyhitter: you traded me away long gone (with a shower of yeahs and whatevers)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-02 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
idk, i guess
at least you'd know they're not gonna do anything TOO weird with it ... probably

maybe you should learn knitting
dragonfall: (25)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-02 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
What 'weird' thing can possibly be done with hair?

[ Knitting...hm....

Might be...practical. ]
heavyhitter: (i'll think of you and probably laugh)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-02 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
what, do you want pamphlets or something
i'm sure they're around here somewhere
dragonfall: (112)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-02 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I was only curious. I've never heard of such a thing.

[ Virgin alert. ]
heavyhitter: (and then there is no mystery left)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
ok well step one, assume everything is SOMEONE'S kink
dragonfall: (25)

[personal profile] dragonfall 2019-05-02 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Someone's what?

[ Ye Olde Fantasy Alert ]
heavyhitter: i'd never leave one of those just lying around like that...as far as you know (what i didn't leave that there)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2019-05-02 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
wait
really?
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