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[dragonfall]

I have a box of hair.

If you desire such a thing, it's free. You only need pick it up.

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[heavyhitter]

oh christ what’d you do to get it

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[veryhuman]

I would not mind it.

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[nosuchthingasnosuchthing]

This planet’s calling my bluff, isn’t it?

Well, then, Prismatica, guess what?

I was not lying when I said I wanted everything! Gimme that hair!

[Greed is full of Big Sanguis Energy right now, and thus is taking ‘people offering things he, Greed the Avaricious, doesn’t actually want’ as a challenge to his identity as Greed the Avaricious. So, though he’ll regret asking for the hair on the 6th, he feels like he has to want and ask for it now in order to keep on being himself, Greed the Avaricious.]

[It is a totally silly train of thought but it makes sense to him right now, in his Sanguised state.]

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[paradoxically]

[Okay, but the really important question here is:]

Why?

@crescentrose

[sanguinertia]

i have questions and pretty much all of them are "why"

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[forall]

What

[ WHY???????? ]

What would anyone need a box of hair for?

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[envoyoftwilight]

You have a what? And why?