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[dragonfall]

I have a box of hair.

If you desire such a thing, it's free. You only need pick it up.

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[veryhuman]

I would not mind it.

[dragonfall]

Understood.

I will send you an address where the box can be picked up.

[veryhuman]

You are most magnanimous.

To think you are just giving away free hair. That is really quite kind of you.

[dragonfall]

[ Beep boop, sending address for a corner near his apartment. ]

There is little else I can do with it. It doesn't fit in my garbage and I would no doubt be chastised for littering or some such if I left it in the street.

[veryhuman]

[ .......................? ]

How big is this box?

[dragonfall]

I was told the box was originally used for printer paper. [ Whatever that is. ]

The length is roughly six to seven fulms.

...feet. [ Blasted units of measurement in this blasted place... ]

[veryhuman]

That really is quite a bit.

You must be quite proud.

[dragonfall]

On the contrary.

I am deeply annoyed. Growing this amount of hair is inconvenient.

[veryhuman]

Inconvenient?

Because you cannot put it into braids?

[dragonfall]

I don't know how to braid.

[veryhuman]

Want me to teach you?

As it so happens, I have seven feet of hair to practice with!

[dragonfall]

...

Quite.

I wouldn't mind the instruction, so long as it is not lengthy.

[veryhuman]

No, no, it won't be lengthy at all.

It'll be just the right amount. With a bow.

[dragonfall]

I assume you're being facetious.

[veryhuman]

Not at all.

What is a braid without a bow?

[dragonfall]

Less feminine.

[veryhuman]

How do you intend to tie it without one?

[dragonfall]

With a hair tie. Or any suitable cord.

[veryhuman]

It is my teaching method and my box of hair, so it seems we are using bows.

[dragonfall]

No.

You may keep the hair but I refuse to use bows. I will find another teacher.

[veryhuman]

That is a very hard bargain.

I suppose to console myself I will make a wig from my new box of hair. With many many braids in it and pretend it is your hair. Yes, this shall console my heart that wanted to see your head covered in braids and bows.

[dragonfall]

I don't care what you do. My hair isn't me. You're wasted your blasted time.

[ He actually cares so much. ]

[veryhuman]

[ Oh, but that is an idea, isn't it? Making a wig out of this person's hair and pretending to be that person later. How many people have met this individual? That will be fun. ]

And who is me? That is, who are you?

[ Can't pretend to be someone without their name. ]

[dragonfall]

Estinien.

[ He suspects nothing. ]

I don't need your name. The box will be at the specified address.

[ And thus, his hair will be out of his hair. ]

[veryhuman]

Thank you, Estinien.

You have given me something wonderful. I will not forget this kindness.