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[dragonfall]

I have a box of hair.

If you desire such a thing, it's free. You only need pick it up.

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[heavyhitter]

oh christ what’d you do to get it

[dragonfall]

I grew it.

[heavyhitter]

yeah, likely story
we got a serial killer on our hands

[dragonfall]

I haven't killed anyone here.

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[veryhuman]

I would not mind it.

[dragonfall]

Understood.

I will send you an address where the box can be picked up.

[veryhuman]

You are most magnanimous.

To think you are just giving away free hair. That is really quite kind of you.

[dragonfall]

[ Beep boop, sending address for a corner near his apartment. ]

There is little else I can do with it. It doesn't fit in my garbage and I would no doubt be chastised for littering or some such if I left it in the street.

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[nosuchthingasnosuchthing]

This planet’s calling my bluff, isn’t it?

Well, then, Prismatica, guess what?

I was not lying when I said I wanted everything! Gimme that hair!

[Greed is full of Big Sanguis Energy right now, and thus is taking ‘people offering things he, Greed the Avaricious, doesn’t actually want’ as a challenge to his identity as Greed the Avaricious. So, though he’ll regret asking for the hair on the 6th, he feels like he has to want and ask for it now in order to keep on being himself, Greed the Avaricious.]

[It is a totally silly train of thought but it makes sense to him right now, in his Sanguised state.]

[dragonfall]

...

[ What. ]

The hair has already been claimed.

[nosuchthingasnosuchthing]

[Greed’s not sure what to say to that.]

[On one hand, he is furious that someone else claimed something that was supposed to be his. On the other, he’s glad that he won’t have to get something he - weirdly enough - doesn’t actually want. So, he replies:]

REALLY?

[‘Cause all these emotions, when added up together, equal confusion.]

[dragonfall]

Yes.

Apparently there is a market for such a thing.

[ For knitting, perhaps. Perhaps all these people replying to him knit. ]

I will have more soon, if you've need of it.

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[paradoxically]

[Okay, but the really important question here is:]

Why?

[dragonfall]

Why what?

@crescentrose

[sanguinertia]

i have questions and pretty much all of them are "why"

[dragonfall]

[ Why do people keep asking that. ]

Why what?

Why do I have it or why am I selling it?

[sanguinertia]

yes, those are two of my top whys right now. although i am not sure it's selling it so much as giving it away??

[dragonfall]

Giving away. yes.

I'm giving it away because I don't want it and don't have space for it.

I have it because I grew it.

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[forall]

What

[ WHY???????? ]

What would anyone need a box of hair for?

[dragonfall]

[ IS THIS TRULY AN ISSUE. ]

I don't know.

Knitting?

I am trying to be done with it.

[forall]

[ IT IS OKAY. SHE HAS SO MANY QUESTIONS. ]

Okay, so. Is this hair from a sheep and you just don't know what wool is? Or is this someone else's hair?

[ She's not sure why she's asking. She's not sure she even wants to know the answer. Morbid curiosity, probably. ]

[dragonfall]

It's my hair.

[ Yep. ]

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[envoyoftwilight]

You have a what? And why?

[dragonfall]

[ By now he's got these answers prepared. ]

It is my hair. I grew too much of it during the Sanguis cycle. There is no better way to dispose of it.

This batch has been claimed but I will have more later.

[envoyoftwilight]

[...Who in the world would want extra hair from someone? Maybe that idea is lost on someone like her with prehensile hair.]

Dare I ask why you even offered it? You don't think that's strange?