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[dragonfall]

I have a box of hair.

If you desire such a thing, it's free. You only need pick it up.

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[dragonfall]

No!

It's my hair.

[heavyhitter]

prove it

[dragonfall]

[ For twenty frustrating minutes, it looks like he's not going to prove it.

Then he figures out the camera. Ramir gets two pictures: him, with his head like a haystack, all his white hair freshly shorn, and a printer box full of even more white hair. More than six feet of it. ]

It's my hair, blast it.

[heavyhitter]

what the fuck did you do
were you a bigfoot before now

[dragonfall]

Was I what?

No.

This swivving Moonblessing keeps causing my hair to grow.

[heavyhitter]

oh my god you got to OPEN WITH THAT SHIT

[dragonfall]

It's no one else's business.

[heavyhitter]

come on you offer a box of hair to an open network and you make it everyone’s business

[dragonfall]

You're very knowledgeable on the etiquette of selling hair.

Very well.

I will mention it next time.

[heavyhitter]

no i just know how fucking weird people can be
btw anyone actually takes you up on that, don’t ask the details. you won’t wanna know them, probably

[dragonfall]

Fair enough.

If you know of a better method for disposing of this, I would hear it. This is likely going to be a necessity every month and it does not fit in my meager garbage bin.

[heavyhitter]

do you knit

[dragonfall]

No.

Should I find someone who does.

[heavyhitter]

idk, i guess
at least you'd know they're not gonna do anything TOO weird with it ... probably

maybe you should learn knitting

[dragonfall]

What 'weird' thing can possibly be done with hair?

[ Knitting...hm....

Might be...practical. ]

[heavyhitter]

what, do you want pamphlets or something
i'm sure they're around here somewhere

[dragonfall]

I was only curious. I've never heard of such a thing.

[ Virgin alert. ]

[heavyhitter]

ok well step one, assume everything is SOMEONE'S kink

[dragonfall]

Someone's what?

[ Ye Olde Fantasy Alert ]

[heavyhitter]

wait
really?

[dragonfall]

Yes.

[heavyhitter]

does it mean anything to you if i say someone

wait
age check, how old are you

[dragonfall]

32

[heavyhitter]

just stupid, thank god

anyway does it mean anything to you if i say someone out there wants to get off in/with your hair

[dragonfall]

.....

You mean hair as a fetish.

I know what a blasted fetish is.