text, un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

Hey, so. Between those Amphoria Pods showing off our memories of home and Valentine's Day coming up next month, I have to admit I've been thinking about something a lot lately, so why not let's make a game of it?

What's the funniest, wildest, or most embarrassing thing you've ever done in order to impress somebody you liked?

It has to be something you actually did! I mean, I know there's no good way of keeping somebody from just making something up, but that'd ruin the spirit of the game, you know? Oh, and don't say something really mortifying or awful or indecent, okay? It's not supposed to be THAT kind of game. Here's a good rule of thumb: if it's not the kind of thing you can laugh about now, it's probably not the kind of thing this game is getting at!

Mm, I feel like I should offer up some kind of prize for playing, too, so...how about a free extra drink with your next purchase of table time at Beans! Cat Cafe? You already get one drink for free with your table ordinarily, so with an extra, you can bring a plus-one along with you! A cute date gift in exchange for a meet-cute sort of story, courtesy of Beans! Yeah, I like that a lot.

Comments

[grilletto]

well
one for me
one for each of the pistols too
and one for someone else
or me

[doreimi]

I was gonna say, eight's kind of an unusual number for you...but when you lay it out like that, it makes sense.

...Okay. If you can tell me eight funny stories, I'll let you have the eight drinks. :)

[grilletto]

really?
you’re not gonna ask who else i might give the other drink to?

[doreimi]

Is it any of my business?

Or maybe I should say, should it be any of my business?

[grilletto]

uhhh maybe?
what if it was for you or something?

[doreimi]

Hmmm. Then you'd have to be pretty sneaky about not letting me figure out your plan, so that I'd be surprised when you asked me to meet up with you.

...Oh, and you couldn't tell the Pistols, or they'd definitely give it away.

[grilletto]

yeah you’ve got a point
i guess it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if i told you now
but I thought of one
if you still want a story
it’s not very good though

[doreimi]

I do! I'll tell you one of mine, too, so it's fair. Whether it's good or not, I definitely want to hear it.

[grilletto]

so one time i thought i was funny
and i thought it would be cool to try and impress a girl
by getting her a free drink
at her own cafe

1/2

[doreimi]

[ . . . ]

voice;

[doreimi]

[Congratulations, Mista. She's switching over to a voice call specifically because text doesn't come anywhere close to doing her delighted, uncontrollable laughter justice.

WELL PLAYED.]

[grilletto]

guess it was better than i thought
so that’s two stories
i just gotta come up with six more right?

[doreimi]

At the rate you're going, you're not going to have any problems!

But you know, one normal-sized drink is probably more than enough to equal out to six Pistols-sized ones. So you're probably a lot closer to your goal than you think!

[grilletto]

true
they don't really need more than one to share
so if that's the case i just need one more story

so if i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do it right
and be honest because i still think about it sometimes

once i brought a girl flowers
not just as a gift but
because i wasn't sure what butterflies ate
and i thought she might be hungry
so next time i'll bring them for the right reason
is what i'm saying
if she'd let me i guess it depends on that

[doreimi]

WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR STORIES ABOUT M

I MEAN ABOUT THAT SAME GIRL

Mista...!

[grilletto]

hey you never said they had to be about different people
besides
she’s been really sweet since we met
so yeah
i should probably stop now huh?

[doreimi]

You're absolutely unbelievable! Completely!

And it's really cute.

[grilletto]

hey come on
don’t tell me it’s cute
i’ll never stop if you do

[doreimi]

Okay, fine, it's not cute! It's the exact opposite of cute and I definitely don't like it at all, no sir!

[grilletto]

somehow that just makes me want to do it more
guess you’re stuck with it