un: stickysticky ( video )

[ninpos]

Hey fellow Moonblessies. [ Yuzuriha doesn't hide the fact that she's in a sour mood this evening, trying to smile and then swiftly giving that up. ] I absolutely hate not being able to get any good sleep. These days I keep having the same few dreams and at first it was all fine and dandy, I could just act like it never happened, but lately they're really trying to dig at me...

[ There's a moment where she looks away from the screen, a little miffed, and then it becomes evident that she's struck with something -- anyone familiar may know this as Yuzuriha's "brain blast". ]

Someone must've put a curse on me! I mean, it'd make sense after because I -- [ Have already made enemies? That's just one dude and she doesn't pay attention to the rest. ] just attract those kinds of people. It's so hard to live when you're just the ideal girl... [ Queue a dramatic sigh, the back of her hand being placed against her forehead as she leans against her couch. ]

All jokes aside I'm bored and would reaaaaaaaaaally love some company right now. Especially since I doubt I'll be sleeping anytime soon, so! [ She clasps her hands together, now focusing in on the camera with a wide grin. ] What kind of dreams wake y'all up in a fuss?

Comments

[ninpos]

i mean you're right BUT
it's the thought that counts :(
you gotta show me a little love as a bestie

oh lemme guess
"i'm not cute i'm handsome"
you can multitask can't you???

[swordhardy]

I'd kill a bunch of monsters for you
Isn't that better?
You could even gut them and sell the parts

More, "I'm not cute I'm a daemon"
Buuuut thanks for calling me handsome?

1/2

[ninpos]

if they're the ones from back home i couldn't sell them for a single coin
but... you know what i won't complain
love you~ xoxo

you can be cute AND a demon

2/3 i lied

[ninpos]

[ wait goddamnit ]

[ninpos]

first and foremost
we've discussed this
yeah you're hot okay anyone who would disagree is either lying or blind

[swordhardy]

I know we have
You're the one usually saying it ... but hey, it's not like I'm not complaining.
Love you~ xoxo

[ninpos]

if you've traveled with women long enough you'd know why

ew gross don't do that

[swordhardy]

I have
So I don't think so

Yeah, it felt wrong

[ninpos]

you know like
we say things
to get stuff
i don't know why i try complimenting you though when all i get is a headache

don't say it felt wrong!!!
just lose the hugs and kisses

[swordhardy]

Say things
Cry
Complain
Get mad
Am I missing anything?

Where were there hugs and kisses?

[ninpos]

excuse me i have not cried
yet
also you're missing the fact that we're
beautiful
flawless
petty
intellectual
the works

you know
xoxo??
it means hugs and kisses
don't worry i just learned about it not too long ago too

[swordhardy]

Right, petty.
No comment on that other stuff

What, really?
Looks more like swords and shields to me

[ninpos]

wow
a pretty girl really must have messed with your heart a little roro, this sounds a little personal!

you’re such a meat head
do you think about anything other than swords??

[swordhardy]

I just know how it is.
But hey, I still like you anyway.

Sure!
Battles, drinks. I like candied sweet potatoes quite a bit.

[ninpos]

i’m so honored
i mean you’d be missing out on the sweetest girl you’ll meet in your life otherwise

wow if that last part wasn’t so cute i’d think you’re some kind of villain...
or maybe that’s how you’re trying to keep me from thinking you’re some bad guy

[swordhardy]

And I can't do that.

Well if the choices are 'good guy' and 'bad guy'
It's definitely bad guy.
That bother you?

[ninpos]

glad to know you've got some brains to all that brawn

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
well it's not like i run with a particularly "good" crowd
and i wouldn't describe myself as the greatest person around either
so nah it doesn't
plus i've called you cute too many times to let you just run off so i guess we're stuck together being pieces of scum

[swordhardy]

There's a saying, isn't there...?
Scum loves company?

[ no ]

And you don't need me to tell you this
But you're cute too.

[ninpos]

never heard of that one before but you know what
i'll agree to that

first off, i'm glad you're well aware but willing to speak the truth otherwise
but
you're so embarrassing.
you didn't have to say that

[ She knows (aoa like a cat voice) she's good, she's hot, she's fresh, she's fly... brave sound. ]

if you think you're getting ass for this
you're absolutely right.

[swordhardy]

So it's embarrassing for me to say it
But not for you to say it?

Hey, if you want to come over, I'm not going to say no

[ If she's having trouble sleeping, physical company might help, right? He has no idea that this is like inviting a vampire into your house. ]

[ninpos]

that's just how the world works!

wow you're gonna make me go to you
hmm

[ It's actually the worst choice for him, but it's a sacrifice many have made. ]

my roommate might kill me if we made a ruckus so this works out
where are you stayin at

[swordhardy]

[ Insert address to a level 3 apt here!! ]

I won't buy you pizza, but I'll cook something for you
I'm a pretty good cook

[ No he's just going to slice everything thin, enjoy. ]

[ninpos]

oh?
then i'll have high expectations! if you don't keep your word you can kiss this sweet ass goodbye

[ She has priorities... also he better slice everything with his sword or she's going home. Wasted opportunity for him to be a funny little man.

But she'll head on over to his apartment -- ding dong the witch is here! ]

action ig!!

[swordhardy]

[ Alright alright alright alright—

She gets the joy of seeing him outside of his usual hakama and sandals, since he sleeps in fuckboy gray sweats and a black tee. ]

Guess you really couldn't sleep, huh?

[ He half expected her not to show, since it's late—it'd be easy to knock off. Guess her dreams really are that bad.

W/e just come inside, his starter place is basic. ]

Do you like takoyaki?

listen it's time

[ninpos]

[ I hate that they both go with the sweat attire... Dress down and still sexy. ]

Well I was feeling a bit tired until you mentioned food. [ She's grinning wide, stepping out of her shoes as she immediately goes to relax. Basic... that's fine, she can still spread out across his couch like a lazy cat. ]

Love it~ Eh? You can make that all on your own? [ She always finds herself befriending guys who can cook... she's so lucky. ]