Voice;

[princeadjacent]

Hello out there. The name's Euge--wait. [ He doesn't know how often Rapunzel tunes into this thing, but he'd better play it safe. If she catches wind of what he's doing, she'll get curious. And if she gets curious, the surprise'll be ruined.

He clears his throat. ] Lance. The name's Lance. 

Now, I'm here today because I've found myself in a bit of a pickle. You see, I need some speakers. I'd buy them myself, of course, but I'm a liiittle short on funds right now. Which is why I was hoping someone out there could help a guy out.

I only need them for a night, and I swear you'll get them back in one piece or my name isn't...whatever it is I said before.

So, how about it? Do we have a deal?

Comments

voice | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

Y'know I don't think you coulda made this sound more sketchy if you tried...

Voice

[princeadjacent]

Now that's just rude.

I could have made this sound at least twice as suspicious. I left out the clandestine alleyway meetup and everything.

[satanslash]

You uh. You wanna shovel for that hole you're diggin', "Lance"?

[princeadjacent]

A shovel? Now that sounds like work, my friend. No, I'm happy kicking this proverbial dirt around and calling it a hole.

I mean, I'm not even trying to deceive anyone right now. Everything I said up there was one-hundred percent the tru--well. Everything except my name was the truth. But that one doesn't count.

[satanslash]

Man, and I thought I was lazy...

Okay, but why lie about your name here? That's like... completely pointless. And stupid.

[princeadjacent]

Because I'm trying to surprise the love of my life with a nice date and good music. [ He would say 'girlfriend' (and he has without thinking previously), but time...things make it complicated and weird. ]

But if she comes across this, uh, message? Then the surprise will be ruined.

[satanslash]

... ohhhhh.

[You're both hopeless.]

You coulda just gone anon, dude. She's probably gonna recognize your voice.

[princeadjacent]

.....
...

[ He has no idea what going anon means. There's anon as in "soon" but he doesn't think that's what this kid meant. ]

What?

[satanslash]

Anonymous, dude. It hides your identity on the network.

[princeadjacent]

I can do that?

[ Sorry, Rin, he's about as useful as a grandpa where tech is concerned. ]

[satanslash]

[So many people are...]

Eyup. Too late now, though, EugeLance.