Voice;

[princeadjacent]

Hello out there. The name's Euge--wait. [ He doesn't know how often Rapunzel tunes into this thing, but he'd better play it safe. If she catches wind of what he's doing, she'll get curious. And if she gets curious, the surprise'll be ruined.

He clears his throat. ] Lance. The name's Lance. 

Now, I'm here today because I've found myself in a bit of a pickle. You see, I need some speakers. I'd buy them myself, of course, but I'm a liiittle short on funds right now. Which is why I was hoping someone out there could help a guy out.

I only need them for a night, and I swear you'll get them back in one piece or my name isn't...whatever it is I said before.

So, how about it? Do we have a deal?

Comments

voice | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

Y'know I don't think you coulda made this sound more sketchy if you tried...

Voice: UN: hopefulfuture

[despairing_hope]

Oh yes, you sound so upstanding, let me loan you something right away with no questions asked.

voice, un: noir

[gracile]

Eugelance? That's an unusual name. What sort of place do you hail from? Is it a common name there?

text

[badluckblues]

a night, huh

so is this a party thing or a seduction thing

voice | un: springtime

[hopticulture]

For one night, huh?

This feels like it's TMI.

Voice | un: notsopreparedhitchhiker

[tookashirototheknee]

I might be able to make you one. Do you know what kind of hookup you need on them? Are you looking for more stereo speakers or an amp or what?

Voice

[princeadjacent]

Now that's just rude.

I could have made this sound at least twice as suspicious. I left out the clandestine alleyway meetup and everything.

Voice

[princeadjacent]

[ There's just the fakest gasp known to man. ]

Your distrust wounds me. You know, for someone with hopeful in the name, you're surprisingly...what's the word I'm looking for?

Cynical.

Voice;

[princeadjacent]

Well, Noir, this might come as a surprise, but it's unusual even back home. My folks couldn't agree on a name, so they just stuck two of them together.

As for where I came from, it's a little kingdom called Corona. Full of people with boring names like Nigel and Cassandra.

Voice

[despairing_hope]

[He can't help but sigh.]

Having faith in hope is not the same as being optimistic.

Also, you are really bad at being convincing.

text

[princeadjacent]

More like a fancy date thing

Which falls under seduction, I guess. If you want to get technical

voice

[princeadjacent]

TM--Hey! I'll have you know this is for a very wholesome date night.

voice

[hopticulture]

I don't know...usually when a guy is setting up music for romance they have less-than-wholesome expectations for the end of their date night.

In my past experience, at least.

voice, un: deku

[defendure]

I don't mind lending you the chroma to buy some, actually?

[princeadjacent]

There's different kinds?

Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what I'm looking for. I just want to be able to play nice music for my girlfriend.

txt: un: m4519j161918

[givemewings]

If you’re doing something you’d rather others not find out about, I can help you.

[badluckblues]

technical. right.

looks like someone else is gonna hook you up, so good luck to you brother. knock her off her feet

voice;

[synchroswim]

You really swear?

text; un: sansastark

[clothed]

Pardon the question, but you are seeking a man or woman who would speak for you?

video, un: hexadin

[halforc]

Speakers as in, people to speak for you?

[ +1 confused medievalish half-orc to this conversation, he's just relieved he can work his bracelet. ]

un: undyingsoul | Video

[necroyalty]

[She frowns, but have a medievalish dressed lady.]

If you wish to hide from someone else on the network, there are far better options.

[satanslash]

You uh. You wanna shovel for that hole you're diggin', "Lance"?

voice | un: miniskirts_forever

[queenofminiskirts]

You can just find someone to cuddle to make the Chroma you need, Ken.

[Since you don't seem to remember your own fake name she'll just steal one from the Liberty Bells.]

[princeadjacent]

Are you sure about that? Isn't that a lot to do for a stranger?

[ He's pretty sure speakers are expensive, though he honestly knows a whole lot of nothin' where technology is concerned. ]

[princeadjacent]

Wh

What in the world do you think I'm trying to do?