Voice;

[princeadjacent]

Hello out there. The name's Euge--wait. [ He doesn't know how often Rapunzel tunes into this thing, but he'd better play it safe. If she catches wind of what he's doing, she'll get curious. And if she gets curious, the surprise'll be ruined.

He clears his throat. ] Lance. The name's Lance. 

Now, I'm here today because I've found myself in a bit of a pickle. You see, I need some speakers. I'd buy them myself, of course, but I'm a liiittle short on funds right now. Which is why I was hoping someone out there could help a guy out.

I only need them for a night, and I swear you'll get them back in one piece or my name isn't...whatever it is I said before.

So, how about it? Do we have a deal?

Comments

voice

[hopticulture]

I don't know...usually when a guy is setting up music for romance they have less-than-wholesome expectations for the end of their date night.

In my past experience, at least.

voice

[princeadjacent]

Yeah, you should probably avoid guys like that. Not saying dates need to be wholesome, but they shouldn't be set up like some kind of romance trap.

Honestly, the only expectation I have is my girlfriend having fun.

voice

[hopticulture]

I mean, this was back when I was expecting the same thing too. So not so much a trap, but a mutual expectation.

Not that it's always that way [she's learned better!!] it's just that the way you're being weird about your name too also sounded a bit...you know.