Voice;

[princeadjacent]

Hello out there. The name's Euge--wait. [ He doesn't know how often Rapunzel tunes into this thing, but he'd better play it safe. If she catches wind of what he's doing, she'll get curious. And if she gets curious, the surprise'll be ruined.

He clears his throat. ] Lance. The name's Lance. 

Now, I'm here today because I've found myself in a bit of a pickle. You see, I need some speakers. I'd buy them myself, of course, but I'm a liiittle short on funds right now. Which is why I was hoping someone out there could help a guy out.

I only need them for a night, and I swear you'll get them back in one piece or my name isn't...whatever it is I said before.

So, how about it? Do we have a deal?

Comments

voice | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

Y'know I don't think you coulda made this sound more sketchy if you tried...

Voice

[princeadjacent]

Now that's just rude.

I could have made this sound at least twice as suspicious. I left out the clandestine alleyway meetup and everything.

Voice: UN: hopefulfuture

[despairing_hope]

Oh yes, you sound so upstanding, let me loan you something right away with no questions asked.

Voice

[princeadjacent]

[ There's just the fakest gasp known to man. ]

Your distrust wounds me. You know, for someone with hopeful in the name, you're surprisingly...what's the word I'm looking for?

Cynical.

voice, un: noir

[gracile]

Eugelance? That's an unusual name. What sort of place do you hail from? Is it a common name there?

Voice;

[princeadjacent]

Well, Noir, this might come as a surprise, but it's unusual even back home. My folks couldn't agree on a name, so they just stuck two of them together.

As for where I came from, it's a little kingdom called Corona. Full of people with boring names like Nigel and Cassandra.

text

[badluckblues]

a night, huh

so is this a party thing or a seduction thing

text

[princeadjacent]

More like a fancy date thing

Which falls under seduction, I guess. If you want to get technical

voice | un: springtime

[hopticulture]

For one night, huh?

This feels like it's TMI.

voice

[princeadjacent]

TM--Hey! I'll have you know this is for a very wholesome date night.

Voice | un: notsopreparedhitchhiker

[tookashirototheknee]

I might be able to make you one. Do you know what kind of hookup you need on them? Are you looking for more stereo speakers or an amp or what?

[princeadjacent]

There's different kinds?

Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what I'm looking for. I just want to be able to play nice music for my girlfriend.

voice, un: deku

[defendure]

I don't mind lending you the chroma to buy some, actually?

[princeadjacent]

Are you sure about that? Isn't that a lot to do for a stranger?

[ He's pretty sure speakers are expensive, though he honestly knows a whole lot of nothin' where technology is concerned. ]

txt: un: m4519j161918

[givemewings]

If you’re doing something you’d rather others not find out about, I can help you.

[princeadjacent]

Wh

What in the world do you think I'm trying to do?

voice;

[synchroswim]

You really swear?

voice;

[princeadjacent]

Really.

If I could, I'd even seal it with a pinky promise.

text; un: sansastark

[clothed]

Pardon the question, but you are seeking a man or woman who would speak for you?

text;

[princeadjacent]

Either there's been a huge misunderstanding or I know less about this stuff than I thought.

No, as fun as it would be to have an actual person speaking for me, I think I'm looking for some kind of technology. Apparently you can trap music in these things and then use the speakers to listen.

video, un: hexadin

[halforc]

Speakers as in, people to speak for you?

[ +1 confused medievalish half-orc to this conversation, he's just relieved he can work his bracelet. ]

video

[princeadjacent]

As much as it pains me to admit, no. From what I've gathered, speakers let you listen to music somehow. Music! Without a musician!

[ He's still not sure how the music gets trapped in the bracelets or how the speakers actually work, but he can't deny the technology here is nifty. ]

Though I've gotta say, having someone speak for me would be fun. Imagine being announced wherever you go.

un: undyingsoul | Video

[necroyalty]

[She frowns, but have a medievalish dressed lady.]

If you wish to hide from someone else on the network, there are far better options.

Video

[princeadjacent]

[ Aha! Someone dressed in a style he's familiar with. ]

What--I'm not trying to hide, I just realized a little too late that someone might be listening. It would've ruined the surprise.

voice | un: miniskirts_forever

[queenofminiskirts]

You can just find someone to cuddle to make the Chroma you need, Ken.

[Since you don't seem to remember your own fake name she'll just steal one from the Liberty Bells.]

Voice

[princeadjacent]

[ Two can play the name game ]

Well, Ann, I'll have to pass on that one. Cuddling with strangers isn't really my idea of a good time.