text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

text | username: absterge

[downswing]

Your man wears the half of a horse.

text » username: mcarter

[mucked]

Konoha! What a strong texting voice you've got. It brims over with style.

[ peggy might be daring, but she's not damn foolish enough to answer in any real pursuit of a fight with konoha's husband. even if she is a bit curious. rather, she sees the woman's texting effort and feels it ought to be congratulated.

besides! they haven't spoken since they first met, and peggy rather enjoyed their meeting. ]

If you ever want more practice, you can always text with me.

[ she never really learned the habit until wonderland. except that writing is writing, and back home she was at least familiar with military orders, telegrams, couriered notes. it's not all that different, in the end. ]

By the way -- it's Peggy.

text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

[ok no wait she's gonna challenge herself and keep trying text... she thinks she can do this with letters]

husband is jinba, like i. jinba like this. is why 人馬. mean 👨🐎.

[lumberlady]

[she'd been prepared to switch to voice or video for speed's sake, but... she says she can text with her, so- !]

greetings, PEGGY! much thanks for praise. i now learn letters, but need much practice to become master.

DEVICE can read text for i, and make voice become text, but then no learn...

much gratitude for offer! is truthfully alright?

text | un: lightning

[lightningruins]

wow!

he's big as all hell, ain't he? You're gonna have a time trying to find someone to fight him.

[mucked]

[ well. truthfully— ]

I won't lie to you. It's a bit clumsy. But that's not a bad thing. We learn by being clumsy. And, as you've already so rightly identified, we learn nothing if we don't at least try.

[ peggy doesn't worry about possibly not being able to understand konoha's text. she started her career deciphering german military codes; this ought to be a cakewalk. ]

How are you?

text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

GONTA is very big, yes. most big jinba i ever meet!

i think is difficult to find... that is why ask NETWORK, so ask all MOONBLESSED. i know not many who can match husband...

voice; un, birdinthehand

[chichichi]

Well, Konoha-san, [ that sure is a poignant pause, almost as though she means to emphasize -- ] you sure do know how to pick 'em, hm?

[ Because she is absolutely, purposefully emphasizing that. Congratulations, Konoha! It seems Setsura has... taken a liking to you. That was a teasing lilt. ]

yeah dassrite you edit that font for me

[downswing]

You are horses.








( THIS IS FINE. )

[lumberlady]

Miss Setsura?

[what is that pause for.. !? maybe she's just overthinking things-]

I- Yes? Yes, I think... I do?

for u and only u

[lumberlady]

no!

not horse!

horse is beast. animal. jinba is people!

[chichichi]

You're not certain? You should look very closely at the picture you took of Gonta-san again.

[ She'll wait. ]

[lumberlady]

truth is best! i know is not good yet... must practice much more to become good... but i try! then hope i can bring home skill, teach to children. will be good if they can write human letters.

i am in good health! i did not go to "LmaO" so no danger... is PEGGY good health?

[lumberlady]

At the picture... ?

[this pause is Konoha rushing to do just that-

and then being confused.]

I know it's not straight... I'm not really good with the camera, and I couldn't fit all of him into the rectangle... Is it not good enough to show this many people?

[lightningruins]

no kidding! he looks like he could snap me like a twig!

you can't take him?

[lumberlady]

if you human man then possible, yes...

GONTA maybe twice i weight... almost 3 head more tall... i do much effort, but. need different help.

[bc her wrestling with him wouldn't.................... stay wrestling nwlknf okay yeah she should keep this text]

[chichichi]

[ Oh, she's going to have fun with this. Harmlessly, playfully, of course. ]

It's a presentable picture. What I mean is... you should lean in a little and look very closely at Gonta-san's features in the picture. I'm sure you'll understand my meaning.

[lumberlady]

Lean in...

[There's a bit of silence... Is she literally, physically, leaning in? Yes, yes she is.]

I can't see all of them, because his head isn't all in the picture, you can't see his eyebrows...

[downswing]

Schooled riders can break a stubborn horse, whatever the proportion.

[lumberlady]

no!

no ride. no break. you think horse again? is rude, so please do not!

[lightningruins]

might oughta change your post to asking for magic fighters too. Won't be what he's used to, but you'll get more bites.

VIDEO

[chichichi]

[ She should've started this as video. She is absolutely switching the feed to video before she says anything else. If Konoha realizes, hopefully she'll change hers, too, because at this point, she really wants to see her expression when she realizes what she's driving at. ]

Okay. Slowly look down.

[downswing]

Apology.

How does your husband combat?

[lumberlady]

but if use magic cannot do hand combat... is not fair fight, no?

[lumberlady]

... i accept apology. thank you.

with hands! and hoof.