text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

text | username: absterge

[downswing]

Your man wears the half of a horse.

text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

[ok no wait she's gonna challenge herself and keep trying text... she thinks she can do this with letters]

husband is jinba, like i. jinba like this. is why 人馬. mean 👨🐎.

text » username: mcarter

[mucked]

Konoha! What a strong texting voice you've got. It brims over with style.

[ peggy might be daring, but she's not damn foolish enough to answer in any real pursuit of a fight with konoha's husband. even if she is a bit curious. rather, she sees the woman's texting effort and feels it ought to be congratulated.

besides! they haven't spoken since they first met, and peggy rather enjoyed their meeting. ]

If you ever want more practice, you can always text with me.

[ she never really learned the habit until wonderland. except that writing is writing, and back home she was at least familiar with military orders, telegrams, couriered notes. it's not all that different, in the end. ]

By the way -- it's Peggy.

[lumberlady]

[she'd been prepared to switch to voice or video for speed's sake, but... she says she can text with her, so- !]

greetings, PEGGY! much thanks for praise. i now learn letters, but need much practice to become master.

DEVICE can read text for i, and make voice become text, but then no learn...

much gratitude for offer! is truthfully alright?

text | un: lightning

[lightningruins]

wow!

he's big as all hell, ain't he? You're gonna have a time trying to find someone to fight him.

text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

GONTA is very big, yes. most big jinba i ever meet!

i think is difficult to find... that is why ask NETWORK, so ask all MOONBLESSED. i know not many who can match husband...

voice; un, birdinthehand

[chichichi]

Well, Konoha-san, [ that sure is a poignant pause, almost as though she means to emphasize -- ] you sure do know how to pick 'em, hm?

[ Because she is absolutely, purposefully emphasizing that. Congratulations, Konoha! It seems Setsura has... taken a liking to you. That was a teasing lilt. ]

[lumberlady]

Miss Setsura?

[what is that pause for.. !? maybe she's just overthinking things-]

I- Yes? Yes, I think... I do?

un: tigerpoet

[tigerpoet]

You're doing marvelously at writing, Konaha. I'm very proud to have you as my student.

Unfortunately, I'm not much of a hand-to-hand fighter myself, but I hope you find your husband plenty of sparring partners.

[lumberlady]

teacher!

much gratitude for praise! i practice much hard from now also still. if text is good maybe attract good partner!

un: torako

[torako]

hi again konoha-san!!! (ஐ╹◡╹)ノ
um
if you don't find someone else to fight with gonta-san
i could try!!!
but i wouldn't want to hurt him by accident (,,꒪꒫꒪,,)
so only if no one else wants to okay??

[lumberlady]

[it's Torako! who admittedly... yeah, she hadn't asked on account of her temperament]

much thanks, TORAKO! i no want to make fight if you do not like fight, though!

and maybe best to find man...

text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

Woah. He's pretty big. I don't think I'll fight him, but I'd be pretty curious as the type of guy who can beat him.

[lumberlady]

greetings, master LOUIS!

is... very big, yes. two of my weight, and two? three? head more tall... hard to see in PHOTOGRAPH.

maybe i no find... but try! sure there are many strong people... but maybe is weapon strong or magic strong, not body strong.

video

[topgun_textiles]

[Gonta's a good-looking dude. Damn. But he knew him... guy was definitely different than he outwardly seemed. Konoha, your husband is kind of a nerd.]

Heh... well shit, Konoha, why didn't ya say Gonta needed sparring partners earlier?

[He pounded a fist upon the desk.]

I'm in! He's jus' gotta name the time n' place.

[lumberlady]

[Wh- How dare you, Kanji??? He's not a nerd, he's... Wait, what is a good word...]

E- Eh? Kanji?

[She knew he was strong with his... demon thing? that he summoned? but-]

You're strong enough to wrestle Gonta?

text

[theseuschip]

I'll try not to get on his bad side.

[ holy shit konoha your man is scary large ]

You're practicing writing?

[lumberlady]

SIMON is i friend... no need worry!

yes! i practice much... SIMON can read no problem?

text | un: springtime

[hopticulture]

Is this a fetish thing.

1/3

[lumberlady]

neklwng

text; un: juno

[beautifulbeast]

[Oh! Oh my. She can't say she's ever really been attracted to horses but that's rather --]

I think I understand why you wanted to warn him now.

[lumberlady]

[right??? ahem ///]

yes... is very strong, so, no want to scare miss JUNO...

text; un: byleth

[byleth]

I could train with him to get him to expend his energy.
I'm a Sanguis too but a dragon under the moon.

Too dangerous?

[ Luckily, he hasn't eaten anything as big of a horse as a dragon ...yet. ]

[lumberlady]

is dragon as... human but have dragon part?

or dragon as... full dragon?

[reznikolai]

I'm afraid I have too little muscle to qualify, and too much brain to think I might have a chance.

[So why is he replying? Idle curiosity. He may have heard something about the equine woman from a certain Grisha soldier, too.]

[lumberlady]

is too bad, but means you is smart?

[so that's the bright side?]

video; un:aeacinos

[illusionistic]

It would be an honor to fight him. [ Says the giant snake man with a fanged grin. ]

He seems like a good solider, so I will do so to help if that is to your liking.

[lumberlady]

greetings, master AEACINOS!

GONTA is not "soldier" so much, but I think have fight partner will be good for energy... is still alright?

[voice @hot.damn]

[circumitus]

[Oh hey, she remembers that guy. Rey also remembers how freaking big he is, so she can't pass up this chance.]

Will fight him. Hand-to-hand. Need Chroma for Sanguis too, so no need for repayment.

[JUST LET HER FIGHT GIANT HORSE MAN PLEASE.]

[lumberlady]

Oh, hello, Miss Rey...

[phew voice, she's getting tired of typing!]

You can do hand combat? No problem?

video; un: allstar

[meteorman]

[So, Ford was already told by Majima there was a married couple of centaurs in residence. He was not expecting this to be how he made their acquaintance, but on the other hand it feels both correct for him and for Lunatia.]

I have an extensive resumé of sparring with extra-human beings if you're still looking for candidates. Never a 'jinba' [he hopes he's pronouncing that right; of the thirteen languages he speaks Japanese is not one] but I enjoy a novel experience.

[He doesn't think he can win but he's fought bigger, scarier things and not died. Should be fun.]

video

[lumberlady]

Oh, hello, there...

[please ignore her squinting... he looks human to her... kind of older, too... so she's trying to come up with a nice way to say this...]

You said "extra human"... so are you human, or... ?

( voice )

[tayoru]

Perhaps your husband could begin work on a second farmstead? That may occupy him for the duration of Sanguis and provide a considerable workout.

[ He's only kind of joking. I mean, he'd offer sparring, but he's not sure he wants to attempt fighting a huge Sanguis-affiliated Jinba while blind. Plus Ignis is better with weapons. ]

[lumberlady]

Well, we have plenty of work that can be done here, it's just... Some of it I can't ask him to do when he's so high strung.

[not safe... ! or it just gets done Too Hard.]

voice | un: mikuni

[dietary]

Konoha, is Gonta aware that he's welcome to challenge me whenever he likes? No payment required.

[lumberlady]

Mikuni, hello!

[it's her second favorite person!]

I definitely want your help... But if I just rely on Mikuni, then it's the same problem I had before... and then Mikuni and me both would be tired, aha...

Video | un: no1bananaslut

[coralroot]

Bring it.

[ She is a very small girl with very big fite aspirations. ]

[lumberlady]

Ah...

[don't stare, don't stare...]

Fight... you... ?

text;

[mcring]

[ Wow that guy is half-horse? And she's looking for somebody to fight that guy?? Hand to hand??? During Sanguis????????? Talk about a bad idea. She's just looking to get somebody killed.


But then again— ]

Hi Konoha
Your husband looks pretty strong
But I think I know somebody who could take him on

[lumberlady]

[now you see why she needs to screen applicants??? then the photo did it’s job]

greeting! yes he much strong, bear is good opponent.

you know? will tell?

text | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

[This is adorable and amusing.]

Hello Konoha.

I don't have any real desire to fight your husband, though I commend anyone who does. He looks very strong.

I wouldn't mind visiting your farm though. It's been a while, and I don't think I've gotten the chance to introduce my puppy to you.

[lumberlady]

greetings, REN!

if not same strong size, then best no fight. is smart!!

you come? is most welcome! REN has small dog?

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[boarishness]

_{[ Inosuke can't read so he doesn't know what the letters mean, but the picture says it all. ]}

HEY. I WANT TO FIGHT THAT THING. LET ME FIGHT IT.
WHERE IS IT??

_{[ Fortunately, it looks like he has the same idea in mind. ]}

video

[lumberlady]

[fnkelwn so loud???

also is that a boar demon????

but first-]

That's my husband, not a "thing"!

text | usn: legosi

[canids]

Hello, Konoha! It's been a while.
It's Legosi... the wolf you met a while ago. Do you remember?
Are you learning how to read and write? That's great!

( this wolf is ironically not sanguis and doesn't particularly want to pick a fight with the very large, strong, and angry-looking jinba husband of hers... he just remembers their conversation before, when she admitted she wouldn't get much use or enjoyment out of a book. )

[lumberlady]

greetings, LEGOSI!

natural, i remember! can not forget!

i learn now from teacher... is alright? you understand i?

text | un: stcethleannfan

[baitless]

Hm, I would consider it, but I am only really experienced in fighting with weapons, so that might be too dangerous for the both of us. I am used to fighting people on horseback, so I assume it would not be too different, but I have not done much bare-handed fighting in those circumstances.

[lumberlady]

greetings, SETETH!

i same mind, no want fight with weapon... risk is possible too big. hand combat small injury is alright...

well, not alright, but i try to accept.

text; weiwuxian

[resurging]

...so you don't wear pants? does it all just... hang?

Video

[lumberlady]

[okay she doesn’t have the text ability for this one VIDEO]

He’s wearing a loincloth! I checked before I posted it!

[shes not trying to poke any eyes out, okay???? be grateful...]