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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[tayoru]

I've never known Gladio to ignore a woman in distress, so I cannot possibly say no. I trust him to be in good hands.

[ Hooves? Hands and hooves? However that works. ]

Gladio does happen to be Sanguis as well, so if you would feel more secure having someone with more familiarity to him nearby, you may request myself or Noctis to join you.

[lumberlady]

What a gentleman.

[pat pat pats her pink cheeks.]

I'd never say no to you coming with, though... or Noctis! Now I've talked to Noctis!

[tayoru]

[ He gives a soft laugh. ]

Ever reliably so, yes.

[ Gladio has two weaknesses: cup noodles, and ladies. Feelings aside, Ignis knows this will always be the case. ]

Ah, you've spoken with Noct? Wonderful. Perhaps we may both pay a visit to the farmstead with Gladio then.

[lumberlady]

[every man gotta have a weakness... or two or three]

Mmm! I think he's recommending Gladio as well... So I guess it's only fitting if you both come?

[tayoru]

[ That certainly is... not really a surprise. There's another laugh on Ignis' end. ]

It seems we both came across the same idea then. [ Poor Gladio, being pimped out for his big muscles. ] Very well, we shall inform him of his duty and arrive at the farm when ready. I hope it would not be too much to request a small selection of your product in exchange? Potatoes and carrots would be particularly appreciative.

[ He needs a "sorry we made you fight this giant horse man" re-compensation dinner for Gladio, so that means a nice beef stew. ]

[lumberlady]

[Sorry Gladio!!! She’s grateful!!]

No, that’s not a problem at all! Of course you can have some!

And I’ll make some sweets for Noctis, since he hates vegetables so much...

[tayoru]

I'm sure he'll be very appreciative of your generosity, though I do advise you be careful. The more you spoil him the more likely you are to find a stray cat wandering about the farm during Cordis in search of a free meal.

[lumberlady]

Oh, he's Cordis... ! Ehe, even Ignis' cooking can't fill him up? Or does he run away because there's green in it?

[tayoru]

A little of both, I'm afraid. A Cordis appetite is like nothing I've ever seen. I'm still only human. My cooking can only do so much. And I cannot leave a simple garnish on his meals, he refuses to touch even a sprig of parsley. When he is a cat he hasn't even the patience for cooked meals, he'll only eat raw fish and meat from a plate. No negotiation.

[ It's enough to give Ignis a heart-attack, but for Noct, he can be hoaxed into allowing just about anything. At least in Cordis form. The important thing is to make sure he stays fed, no matter how many cooking rules and etiquette he has to break. ]

[lumberlady]

Not even a tiny bi-

[also, wait-]

He only eats things raw? Seriously?

[tayoru]

Terribly unsightly, I understand, but it's the only way he chooses to eat most things as a cat. I did try to give him cat food once.

He knocked the plate over and was very cross with me for the rest of the day.

[lumberlady]

"Cat food"... ?

[Wasn't raw meat and fish already cat food?]

[tayoru]

[ Oh, right. Non-human. ]

Ah, food specifically designated for cats, domesticated felines in particular. These are cats owned and kept by humans. Humans keep certain types of animals as companions, known as pets. Since domesticated animals do not have the normal ability to hunt for their own food, we have certain foods produced for them.

[lumberlady]

Oh, right- "pets"!

[She sometimes forgets oops]

It's really weird to think there's such spoiled cats out there!

[tayoru]

It's somewhat difficult to believe. I've never owned pets, however I suppose caring for Noctis during Cordis is the closest I've been to the experience.

[lumberlady]

Lots of people talk about them here- keeping dogs as pets, too?

Even though dogs are for hunting... and cats are for mousing...

Oh, well! I guess in the future there's no hunting or something.

[tayoru]

It may differ from world to world, but cats and dogs are still used for those purposes where Noctis and I originate from. [ Out side of Insomnia of course. When you live in a giant crown city, you have no reason to hunt for food. ] Though hunting might have a bit of a different connotation as well. We did regularly hunt creatures for food, but hunters are also known as individuals who find invasive and dangerous species of monsters and remove them from the area for the safety of the populace.

[lumberlady]

Oh... like the hunters we call when there's a hole-less bear running around! I get it!

Just with monsters, not bears.

[tayoru]

Precisely. Though I would say I may have a preference to fighting bears over our type of monsters. Even if I've never eaten bear before.

[ ...I mean you have to do something about all that meat! ]

[lumberlady]

Oh, I don't know about that... especially if it's a hole-less bear!

Not that I know many monsters from your world, but...

[tayoru]

We've large feral wildcats known as a Coeurl, sometimes two to three times the size of an average human. Not only do they possess large claws and sharp teeth, they have the power to electrocute an individual to death in an instant.

[ Just an example of the wonders of Eos. ]

[lumberlady]

...

...

Okay, I take it back. That's scarier than a hole-less bear.