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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[mucked]

Like Miss Marple!

[ go on, konoha, ask. you know you want to. let peggy introduce you to a wonderful world. ]

[lumberlady]

[predictably...]

who is MISS MARPLE?

[mucked]

A fictional detective. One of of the greatest, in fact. Created by the unequaled Agatha Christie I wish I had a book to share…

[ hm. ]

The only Christie I’ve got is a Poirot story. He’s alright, naturally, but he’s no Marple.

[ —and just like that, they’ve stumbled across something peggy is legitimately enthusiastic about. ]

[lumberlady]

FICTIONAL mean not real, but in book, yes?

i can no read book well, but sometimes hear story from voice.

have POIROT but no MARPLE? do PEGGY remember MARPLE story well?

[mucked]

That’s right. In a book.

—Although the thing about a good murder mystery is that I’m not sure it holds its magic when it’s recounted aloud. Even if I did remember enough specifics, truth is there are a lot of Marple stories to choose from.

But if you’re every feeling up to it, you’re welcome to borrow my copy of Murder on the Orient Express.

[lumberlady]

a story that is not good from voice? is first time i hear!

[what kind of books are the future worlds reading...]

how challenge is MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS? much? i 's teacher say now i can read like child with education!

[which she's proud of!!! ... maybe exclamation marks will do to show that.]

[mucked]

It might be. Our intrepid gentleman detective has some idiosyncrasies in his speech.

But once you’re feeling up to it, just ask. I’ve read it a half-dozen times at least so I won’t miss it.

[lumberlady]

[idiosyncrasies.................................. ok maybe that's an indication of the reading level.

time to study!]

alright... i study hard! when i feel confident, i ask!

[mucked]

Wonderful. I’m looking forward to the day we can share a cuppa and discuss the big twist.

[lumberlady]

if CUPPA is cup of drink then yes!

i also look forward.

[mucked]

Tea. Specifically, it’s a cup of tea.