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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[theseuschip]

Robots aren't exactly popular in some worlds. Most people are okay, though.

[lumberlady]

i see...

some people think robot is bad? SIMON can not be bad. i guarantee to any one!

[theseuschip]

[ hnnnnnggh ]

Well, if you can't trust a Konoha guarantee, what can you trust?

[lumberlady]

i is much trustworthy!

so no worry!

[theseuschip]

Of course. Two Simons can't be wrong.

[lumberlady]

[... Simon #1]

is true. all simon s agree.

[theseuschip]

Oh yeah — I meant to thank you for the Christmas gift. I mean Firalia. Did you make it yourself? It's really nice.

[ and he wears it during iris, even though he looks like this. ]

[lumberlady]

of course i make! is gift for friend!

but i no weave fabric...

[theseuschip]

You're in the future now. You don't have to do that anymore.

[lumberlady]

i know i no need to... but now i has chance to make by hand!

at home, always is busy. must work or harvest or cook or clean. has no time to make big gift to show appreciation.

now is chance!