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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[lumberlady]

Because you brought it up!

[don't pin this on herrrrrrrr]

[chichichi]

Did I? I can't seem to recall that exact detail and you were going on about Gonta-san being "big".

[lumberlady]

I was talking about wild! gestures!] all of him!

[chichichi]

I see. Well, I don't see. I'm sure you will after all the fighting is over, though.

[lumberlady]

Just because moonlacing heals people!

[Dlfockemsof not because she’s horny!]

[chichichi]

Oh, yes. I'm sure there is definitely no other possible reason.

[ She's going to give Konoha that look again and drop her head forward. Are her shoulders shaking a little bit? ]

[lumberlady]

[utterly defeated, Konoha drops her head (and red cheeks) into her hands with a moan.]

Miss Setsura...

[chichichi]

[ And Setsura will mark that in her calendar as a good and proper win. What's more is it doesn't particularly sound like Konoha's going to be a poor sport about it, so -- just give her a second to inhale and exhale properly because she has absolutely been struggling with laughter -- ]

Name a food.

[lumberlady]

A food... ?

[Is this a sex thing?!?!]

[chichichi]

[ Only if she wants it to be. ]

Yes, a food. I'll make it and bring it when I head over there. If I can't fight him, I at least want to see Gonta-san in action.

[ Maybe take Lewin with her. They could both stand to get out of the house, see some action. ]

[lumberlady]

O- Oh, um...

Something light, then... ? I already started cooking a lot of meat...

[chichichi]

How about something sweet?

[ She won't add that it's for the trouble. No, if Konoha figures that out, she'll figure it out on her own. ]

[lumberlady]

... Sweets sounds good.

[chichichi]

I'll make something good, then. You'll let us know when?

[ Yes, us. ]

[lumberlady]

Wh- "us"?

[Did she miss something???]

[chichichi]

Well, yeah. I want to bring my leaf with me to watch, too. That's okay, isn't it?

[lumberlady]

Your “leaf”... ?

I don’t get it. Is this another sex joke?

[chichichi]

What? No, he's a person!

[ Her person if your ears are particularly sharp and you go by the sound of it. "My leaf" might sound like a lot of things if a person listens close. ]

Geez. Not everything is about sex, Konoha-san.

[ SETSURA. ]

[lumberlady]

D- Don't say "he's a person" as if that was obvious! Leaves aren't people!

[hoof!!!! stomp!!!]

[chichichi]

Mine is.

[ Look at this expression, Konoha. Look at it. Do you see it? This is definitely not a sex joke. ]

[lumberlady]

[why does she seem so serious???]

Is... he a nature spirit or something?

[chichichi]

Hm? Oh, no. No, he's human.

[ She's definitely not a little softer or warmer or anything like that. ]

[lumberlady]

A human that's... from your world? Or that you met in Lunatia?

[chichichi]

I met him here, actually.

[ And she's pushing herself up and picking her tea up and heading into the kitchen. She can make some good sweets and talk at the same time, right? ]

It's kind of a funny story.

[ Looking around in the kitchen! What should she make? ]

[lumberlady]

O- Oh... ? What kind of funny story?