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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[chichichi]

[ She can't help a wide smile at that. ]

Konoha-san, you really are an earnest and cute person.

[lumberlady]

Miss Setsura... It kind of feels like you're teasing me, but I wish you'd just say it if there's something wrong...

[what if there really was something bad about the picture????]

I have different pictures I could use...

[chichichi]

There's nothing wrong with the picture. It conveys exactly what you need it to. I am definitely teasing you, though.

[ What's shame when it's not about having cat features and enjoying having them petted or falling out of a tree? ]

[lumberlady]

Well, as long as the picture's not bad... I know it's a bit untoward, but if he has his kimono on it's harder to tell how strong he is...

[CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT]

[chichichi]

I think it's fine. If anyone's sensibilities are offended, they're likely too delicate to be addressing him in a fight to begin with.

[ On a more serious note: ]

He looks strong enough to break an average human in two with his bare hands from the looks of it. I bet a good, solid kick would do some damage.

[ Why does she sound like she's considering...? ]

[lumberlady]

I guess...

[She hopes, anyway... !!!]

I mean, a kick from me could kill someone if it landed wrong, so Gonta's... I've seen him fight off a whole wolf pack. He just threw them.

[chichichi]

[ Please brace. ]

Does your husband have a problem sparring with women?

[lumberlady]

With women? I... don’t know. I didn’t think there’d be a woman strong enough, so I didn’t ask...

[oh no is she sexist????]

[chichichi]

You'd be surprised.

[ And... she is considering. ]

When you have a moment, ask him, will you? I'm hanyoukai myself.

[ A gesture, easy. ]

Most humans can't match or handle my strength unchecked, so my pool is also limited when it comes to hand-to-hand. I'm not sure how I'd stand up to Gonta-san, but a pack of wolves wouldn't pose me trouble.

[lumberlady]

E- Eh?

[HOLD

YOUR

HORSES]

Miss Setsura is that strong?!

[chichichi]

That's right. You didn't see me fight during Geistnacht.

[ Please hold.

Setsura is going to set her device down, get up, and leave the room for a minute. When she returns, she is holding one (1) cast iron frying pan. It's not steel, but it'll do. She's got to go shopping today, anyway. She is sitting back down now, getting comfortable. She even brought herself a cup of tea, which she is setting down atop the table. The answer to Konoha's question comes in the form of Setsura picking up and casually breaking the cast iron frying pan with her bare hands.

She will give Konoha a minute to process the fact that her 5'2" potato buddy is stronk. ]

It isn't the same as a proper demonstration of my combat ability, of course.

1/2

[lumberlady]

No... ?

[Where is she going? Why does she have a frying pan?

And tea?

And-]

[lumberlady]

Setsura!!! Don't waste perfectly good tools like that!? I would have believed you, I promise- !

[chichichi]

[ She cannot believe she is being scolded right now?? No, wait. Wait, yes. Yes, she can. ]

I'll make something out of it? Most people do tend to want some form of proof in my experience.

[ She's just. Going to put the pieces down on the table in front of her. It's fine. ]

[lumberlady]

What can you make out of a busted iron pan?

[scolding for wasted goods from a woman hailing from a frugal 1620 household first, wonder at the strength second!]

[chichichi]

Well, I don't have any skill with metalworking, but someone around here must. It can be repaired [ um, probably, that was a pretty clean snap ] or repurposed. It could make a functional piece of art.

[ Look, she doesn't like wasting things?? ]

1/2

[lumberlady]

Art...

[Art......................]

[lumberlady]

... Anyway. I didn't think you were that strong... I've met some demons since leaving home, and halfs, too, so I get it, but.

I guess I still just... expect people to look it.

[muscle... wise.]

[chichichi]

Well, my clothes are on right now.

[ S i p. ]

[lumberlady]

[fnwklgnw enjoy the physical representation of a keysmash]

Y- You can still tell a little with clothes on!!!

[chichichi]

[ She enjoys the physical representation of that keysmash very much. Let's try for another. She'll even glance downward, straighten, tug her shirt down a little for some pop. ]

Do I really look that out of shape?

[lumberlady]

[hands, what are they, where do they go-]

No, not out of shape, I just meant-

Your arms look smaller than mine, that's all-

[chichichi]

[ Is that a chuckle? It is. ]

Well, ask your husband if this small-armed half demon would be a suitable opponent and let me know the verdict, hm? My feelings won't be hurt if he'd rather not, but for what it's worth, I heal quickly if he's concerned.

[lumberlady]

I think I’m the one who’s more concerned...

[HRRRrrrmm]

Maybe he should just wrestle men...

[chichichi]

[ She pauses for a brief second. Hm. ]

Watching him fight makes you nervous, doesn't it?

[ SETSURA. ]