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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[chichichi]

[ That honestly wasn't the "big" she meant, but at this point, she's having way too much fun and no one in Prismatica is powerful enough to stop her. ]

Which "big"?

[lumberlady]

[Konoha doesn’t even know what either of them means anymore but she knows she has to make it clear she’s not posting smut or being a pervert but HoW?]

B- Big down there, big!

[chichichi]

I see. Well, that is part of the package, but I don't think you should post something like that on the network, Konoha-san.

[ She is even saying it sagely and nodding. ]

[lumberlady]

[to even insinuate that she would- !!!]

That’s- That’s why I checked before I posted it! I did!

[chichichi]

[ She might be raising a hand to cover her mouth and attempt to suppress some sort of. Something. It's probably laughter. She's kind of dipped her head forward and she's got so much black hair spilling into her face, concealing it a bit. Just give her a minute to, uh, exhale. ]

Yeah.

[ SETSURA. ]

[lumberlady]

[YEAH WHAT????]

Stop thinking about it right this instant!

[chichichi]

I'm not, I'm not. I was thinking about how cute you are thinking about it.

[ She's going to kind of glance up to look at Konoha's expression and, yeah. Dipping her head again. Are her shoulders shaking a little? Maybe. Do you know how hard it is not to just burst with laughter? Do you see the self-restraint this woman is exercising? ]

[lumberlady]

I- I’m not thinking about it! That’s not what’s happening right now!

[it is. it definitely is.]

[chichichi]

[ All that denial is just going to see Setsura here lean forward again. ]

No, I think that's what's happening right now. You're definitely thinking about it.

[lumberlady]

[if you didn’t think Konoha’s face could get any redder- you were wrong.]

Nope. Nope! Definitely not... what I’m thinking about right now. Just because Setsura has a lewd mind doesn’t mean I do!

[chichichi]

[ No words, just Setsura lifting her head and giving Konoha this look through the device. This terrible, knowing look with a quirking brow. ]

[lumberlady]

[.............................]

W- Well, it's... It's not lewd if I'm thinking about it, because I'm his wife!

[chichichi]

[ Bingo. ]

So, to clarify, you are definitely thinking about it.

[lumberlady]

Because you brought it up!

[don't pin this on herrrrrrrr]

[chichichi]

Did I? I can't seem to recall that exact detail and you were going on about Gonta-san being "big".

[lumberlady]

I was talking about wild! gestures!] all of him!

[chichichi]

I see. Well, I don't see. I'm sure you will after all the fighting is over, though.

[lumberlady]

Just because moonlacing heals people!

[Dlfockemsof not because she’s horny!]

[chichichi]

Oh, yes. I'm sure there is definitely no other possible reason.

[ She's going to give Konoha that look again and drop her head forward. Are her shoulders shaking a little bit? ]

[lumberlady]

[utterly defeated, Konoha drops her head (and red cheeks) into her hands with a moan.]

Miss Setsura...

[chichichi]

[ And Setsura will mark that in her calendar as a good and proper win. What's more is it doesn't particularly sound like Konoha's going to be a poor sport about it, so -- just give her a second to inhale and exhale properly because she has absolutely been struggling with laughter -- ]

Name a food.

[lumberlady]

A food... ?

[Is this a sex thing?!?!]

[chichichi]

[ Only if she wants it to be. ]

Yes, a food. I'll make it and bring it when I head over there. If I can't fight him, I at least want to see Gonta-san in action.

[ Maybe take Lewin with her. They could both stand to get out of the house, see some action. ]

[lumberlady]

O- Oh, um...

Something light, then... ? I already started cooking a lot of meat...

[chichichi]

How about something sweet?

[ She won't add that it's for the trouble. No, if Konoha figures that out, she'll figure it out on her own. ]