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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[lumberlady]

[hhhhrrrmmm]

Yeah, it... of course it does. Seeing him in danger once was enough for me... But he says he enjoys it, and it worked really well last Sanguis, so...

[chichichi]

[ That's what she thought and she takes a brief moment to consider her words exactly. ]

Konoha-san, if you aren't comfortable with me sparring with Gonta-san, that's okay. You've had some takers already, hm?

[lumberlady]

No, it’s... it’s not Setsura specifically!

[how to... say it...]

But Miss Setsura is really pretty... and Sanguis isn’t... all violent...

[chichichi]

[ Oh. Oh. ]

I believe I understand. It's Sanguis' unpredictable nature, then. That's reasonable.

[ And she will also take that compliment, thank you. Don't think she didn't notice. ]

[lumberlady]

I didn’t think about it until people started offering but... I’d feel a bit better... maybe... if it was less women...

[does she have a tiny jealous streak??? geez she hopes not...]

[chichichi]

And there's nothing wrong with that. He's your husband. That's... some kind of spousal right, isn't it?

[ Look, she doesn't know. She's guessing. ]

[lumberlady]

You don’t think so?

[Okay, phew? Phew?]

I don’t want to seem paranoid or jealous or... something...

[chichichi]

As long as you don't allow those sorts of feelings to sour your heart, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. He's your important person. It's okay to be a little selfish.

[ And she's... realizing the words that are coming out of her mouth. She's not thinking of anyone in particular and her heart isn't swelling and she isn't turning her head to the side for any particular reason. ]

[lumberlady]

Mmm...

[“Sour”...

Konoha nods along, her gaze falling to the network post on her “phone” in her lap. She didn’t feel sour, just a bit nervous about Gonta fighting in general, and a little worried about what would happen if, in the midst of all that close contact...

Except right about then... she sees the photo again. She squints... and then stiffly sits back straight, clearing her throat.]

Miss Setsura... ?

[chichichi]

Yes, Konoha-san?

[ And she's looking back, curious and attentive and perfectly composed. She's listening. ]

[lumberlady]

[in a loud whisper, now completely red-faced]

Before... when you were asking all those questions... you weren’t talking about anything untoward, were you?

[chichichi]

[ Let's focus on that. ]

Well, that depends. I believe you were the one who described him as "a lot," hm?

[lumberlady]

[ndoemformt she had been, she definitely had been- !]

I meant he was big in general! All over! Like a normal way to say “big”!

[chichichi]

[ Second (2nd) bodily keymash of the year and counting. ]

Are you sure you were looking at his features, then? Maybe you should look again. That sounds more like a "big" picture description.

[lumberlady]

I- I was looking at the picture! The picture doesn’t show that “big”!!

[chichichi]

[ That honestly wasn't the "big" she meant, but at this point, she's having way too much fun and no one in Prismatica is powerful enough to stop her. ]

Which "big"?

[lumberlady]

[Konoha doesn’t even know what either of them means anymore but she knows she has to make it clear she’s not posting smut or being a pervert but HoW?]

B- Big down there, big!

[chichichi]

I see. Well, that is part of the package, but I don't think you should post something like that on the network, Konoha-san.

[ She is even saying it sagely and nodding. ]

[lumberlady]

[to even insinuate that she would- !!!]

That’s- That’s why I checked before I posted it! I did!

[chichichi]

[ She might be raising a hand to cover her mouth and attempt to suppress some sort of. Something. It's probably laughter. She's kind of dipped her head forward and she's got so much black hair spilling into her face, concealing it a bit. Just give her a minute to, uh, exhale. ]

Yeah.

[ SETSURA. ]

[lumberlady]

[YEAH WHAT????]

Stop thinking about it right this instant!

[chichichi]

I'm not, I'm not. I was thinking about how cute you are thinking about it.

[ She's going to kind of glance up to look at Konoha's expression and, yeah. Dipping her head again. Are her shoulders shaking a little? Maybe. Do you know how hard it is not to just burst with laughter? Do you see the self-restraint this woman is exercising? ]

[lumberlady]

I- I’m not thinking about it! That’s not what’s happening right now!

[it is. it definitely is.]

[chichichi]

[ All that denial is just going to see Setsura here lean forward again. ]

No, I think that's what's happening right now. You're definitely thinking about it.

[lumberlady]

[if you didn’t think Konoha’s face could get any redder- you were wrong.]

Nope. Nope! Definitely not... what I’m thinking about right now. Just because Setsura has a lewd mind doesn’t mean I do!