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[lumberlady]

PLEASE ATTENTION

greetings! is KONOHA! you may know- woman jinba 人馬 👩🐎 CENTAUR? much apologies for bother after ”LmaO” trouble... send wellness wishes to damage or hurt people. please take care with LUNATIA city device. can make go into heat or influence head...

but! now SANGUIS 😡🌕 is coming, so in fact, i ask for people who like fight...

please consider fight my husband!

husband get much energy in SANGUIS, so need different way to use... but must be very strong or will be hurt by accident. i mean ”strong” as muscle strong 💪, not power strong, not weapon strong, not MAGIC strong. do not want any big injury, so need be able to fight and defend from mountain jinba. big mountain jinba, size is this:


^ is husband

if strong is about same and can fight husband for SANGUIS 😡🌕, i give CHROMA 💴 or pay with farm product 🥕🥔🥒. hand ✋ combat only!

if have interest, please say and send one photo!
(i respond voice or VIDEO! now is text for studies practice.)

much thanks to you for attention.

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[resurging]

Ah. So. He's rather considerable, then.

Congratulations on your marriage, Lady Konoha.

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[lumberlady]

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I mean- !

[lumberlady]

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[lumberlady]

[whimper]

[lumberlady]

[there's no going back]

fin

[lumberlady]

.......... Thank you.

OOPS HAHA

[resurging]

Please don't be embarrassed! Sincerely, I'm happy for you and your husband!

Do you have plans for children someday?

[lumberlady]

[DEEP BREATh.................

ok she likes this topic much better]

Ah... Yes. I want at least four...

[resurging]

Aaah, children are wonderful. I think I'd like two or three, myself, but even just one would be wonderful. I'd teach them everything I know about cultivation, and let them eat snacks before mealtimes. We could probably have a home by a lake, or somewhere we could have a little vegetable garden...

But first I have to find someone to fall in love with! And have children with! I wouldn't mind eloping, though. It would make my brother very mad if I did, but if it's the right thing to do, then elopement it is!

[lumberlady]

You think so? I want to give my husband a son, but I want a daughter, too... and then I'd want another of each...

[go away embarrassment, it's child talk time]

You don't have anyone on your mind? Surely your brother would be happy as long as you found a good match?

[resurging]

Daughters would be amazing - but I wouldn't know what to do if I had one! i'd be too much of an enabling parent, they'll run all over me, I don't think I'd be able to say no at all.

[and look, lan zhan's face is showing up in wei wuxian's mind, with intense disapproval etched in his imaginary face. wei wuxian laughs sheepishly, mostly to himself.]

I... I don't think I'm at a point in my life where I should be looking for someone like that. I don't know. Maybe someday! There are more pressing issues to be concerned about, back home, and anyway, I don't have anything to offer if I asked for someone's hand in marriage. No lands, no money, no name - really, I'd be marrying up.

[lumberlady]

Well, your wife would know how to handle them! But a little spoiling every now and then wouldn't hurt, I'm sure...

I didn't have anything to offer either, you know... My husband is from the mountains, and my parents and I just get by farming and with my salary from the lumber yard... so even if you don't have much, there's bound to be someone out there who has just about the same!

[Poor on poor marriage! It works!]

[resurging]

Ah, you're so wise, you're much smarter than me about these things! You'd make a great parent, you've already thought this true, unlike me.

And anyway, I'm just the son of a servant, but you're right - there has to be someone out there who'd be interested in marrying me! Someone sweet, and caring, and open-minded about the world of cultivation!

Thank you for the advice, Lady Konoha! I feel like I've gained another jiejie, speaking with you!

[lumberlady]

I really hope you're right. I... I guess I won't find out as long as we're stuck here, but. Some day.

[her inability to understand how or why they've all been struck barren here is... a big source of pain for her, but. most women she speaks to don't seem to feel the same, so. bottle it in and keep smiling!!]

There's daughters of servants out there, so I'm sure you'll be able to find someone.

[and... she's actually been taught this word, she feels so smart!!!]

I need your name if I'm going to be a jiejie, though... Is it your "user name"? How do you say those letters?

[resurging]

[wei wuxian lights up, greatly pleased that he's understood easily - it can be a little difficult to have to explain the hierarchy of honorifics, and he's glad that that part at least can be skipped over.]

I've been completely remiss of my manners, I'm so sorry - I'm Wei Wuxian, from the Yunmeng Jiang, it's an honor to make your acquaintance! Please be familiar with me! It extends to your husband as well, if we ever meet in person!

Perhaps we could share a drink sometime! Or a meal! I'd cook, but... ah, my cooking tends to be rather spicy.

[lumberlady]

It's nice to meet you, Wei Wuxian.

[even if this all started out rather lewdly...]

My husband can be a bit gruff in person, but if you happen to meet please don't let that intimidate you. He's just not used to living outside of the mountains as much as I am.

I... think I can eat spicy? There's a place in Caihong I sometimes go that serves things really hot.

[........... really hot to her, anyway. Sweet summer child...]